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One super quick word about the top 20 2nd basemen for 2024 fantasy baseball and all the 2024 fantasy baseball rankings, each ranking appears insanely long and it is, but I imagine in a lot of leagues guys won’t have eligibility, because I’m using the extremely lax Yahoo position eligibility (five games started).
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Are the top 20 1st basemen for 2024 fantasy baseball good? How do you define good? Is good definable? Are you Plato? What is a Plato? Any hoo! This post goes on for about 1.8 million words, so let’s dive in. Here’s Steamer’s 2024 Fantasy Baseball Projections for Hitters
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After we went over the top 10 for 2024 fantasy baseball and the top 20 for 2024 fantasy baseball in our (my) 2024 fantasy baseball rankings, it’s time for the meat and potatoes rankings. Something to stew about! Hop in the pressure cooker, crank it up to “Intense” and let’s rock with the top 20 catchers for 2024 fantasy baseball. […]
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Yesterday, I went over the top 10 for 2024 fantasy baseball. Today, I throw out preconceived notions, drink some potions and lather up my body with lotions, as I sloppily slip and slide my way through a very precarious top 20 for 2024 fantasy baseball. This top twenty is a blind man playing Twister. Half the time, I’m grabbing for things not knowing if they’re there or not.
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“Today is a day that will live in infinity,” as FDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….said. It will also live in your hearts and minds for the next few months as you constantly check the 2024 fantasy baseball rankings for updates on projections, rankings and just other little fun bits of tid.
Before we get into the top 10 for 2024 fantasy baseball (though I imagine every single one of you has skipped this intro), I’m gonna lay down some exposition.
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There’s so many great starters after the top 200. It’s a stacked. It being starting pitchers sleepers. There were a bunch of guys who I wanted to write fantasy baseball sleepers for, but I just didn’t have enough time before the 2024 fantasy baseball rankings jump off this Monday. I mentioned the other day in my Mitch Keller sleeper that guys who aren’t mentioned as sleepers aren’t sleepers, but it means there’s more of a chance that makes them sleepers. Kutter Crawford feels like he falls in that group of players who aren’t sleepers because they weren’t mentioned as sleepers, so I had to mention him as a sleeper to make him a sleeper.
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The problem with fantasy baseball sleepers (and maybe sleepers for every fantasy sport) is they’re not sleepers once you discuss them. The more they’re discussed as sleepers, the more they are not sleepers. The true sleepers, the guys no one discusses, aren’t sleepers because no one mentions them as sleepers. See, it’s a Catch 22.
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I wrote the title, Nick Pivetta, 2024 Fantasy Sleeper, and I began to howl. I was howling. I opened my door and looked up in the sky, blinding myself by the sun. I had to make sure it wasn’t night time or a full moon. I am not a werewolf, so I was howling because I wrote Nick Pivetta, 2024 Fantasy Sleeper. Since howling is not the reaction one should have when writing a sleeper post, I deleted it and wrote MacKenzie Gore, 2024 Fantasy Sleeper
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There’s some starting pitcher sleepers for 2024 fantasy baseball, or any year, honestly, who take about two seconds to locate, depending on how long it takes you to open your eyes and the latest ADP charts. The former should be a millisecond, depending on the amount of Ambien you’re taking, and the latter depends on your internet connection. Scan all the pitchers and try not to bulge your eyes too much like you’re an MLB mascot with Graves disease when you see Braxton Garrett around pick 190 overall.
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Took part in my first 2024 fantasy baseball draft, and, if this is any indication, pitchers are getting drafted like geese in Duck, Duck, Goose if that were played on the course of a marathon. Ducks are hitters; pitchers are geese. It’s like this: Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE! Then a run that is marathon-length where pitchers go one after another forever, then, finally, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE! And another run of pitchers that gooses on forever. Eventually, it calms in the 100’s when all pitchers are picked so dry you’re left thinking, “Yu Darvish has one bad elbow, but his non-throwing arm seems fine.” Okay, for those of you who don’t know, this is a two-catcher, 15-team league that is draft and hold — there are no waivers. Bunch of Razzballers got together and took part in the 50-round slow draft. Hopefully we get another going soon. Stay tuned. Anyway, here’s my Draft Champions draft recap:
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My bloody lip is worth the pain to celly-brate the Vaughn Grissom Easter we just witnessed when the Red Sox traded Chris Sale for him. True story, I was purchasing a duck to make for NYE — Happy New Year!
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Shohei Ohtani is The Unicorn. This is not disputed anymore. It’s fact. Check your Encyclopedia Brittanica. It says it under Unicorn, The. Edouard Julien has some unicorn qualities. Not in the same ways as Ohtani, clearly. He’s not going to give you a Quality Start with 12 Ks, obviously. He’s one-of-a-kind in a way more recognizable way. Call him The Unicode. ASCII not what Edouard Julien can do for you, but what you can do–Actually, ASCII what The Unicode can do. He is better than the guy who gets his drink from the barista counter, then proceeds to stand there texting for ten minutes and blocking everyone else, that’s The Unichode.
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