Hey, Tone, it’s your nephew Christopher. The city’s a mess. I went in there and they charge congestion pricing now. Can you imagine this? Charging me to sit in freakin’ traffic. How about Satriale’s charges to stand in line for gabagool? Paulie said you don’t have to pay the congestion pricing if they don’t see […]
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The Jays put a hurt on the A’s like Big Hurt on the A’s hurting his legacy. I kid, nothing could hurt Big Hurt’s legacy. That’s such a great nickname too. Great nicknames are sorely lacking in baseball, and don’t call me Sorely. I tried with Cake Batter, but I’m the only one saying it. […]
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I See Your True McCullers Shining Through
May 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 284 Commentsby: Grey
“Curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve…” Lance McCullers Jr. continued for the next five hours saying, “Curve,” and when he finally finished, Dr. James Andrews asked, “Is that?” McCullers Jr. thought about it and replied, “Curve, curve, I think that’s it.” Dr. James Andrews nodded his head, taking notes and finally he looked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s funny Christian Yelich (2-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs with a grand slam and legs) had a big game, because I was thinking about him yesterday. Well, his mom: Milwaukee is actually full of attractive mature women [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) May 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM So, Yelich hit his 10th homer […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A Memorial Day For Vet Pitchers
May 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 254 Commentsby: Grey
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day! Let’s honor our vets by looking at the way vet pitchers adapt despite their best selves no longer shiny and new. I’m reminded of Justin Verlander. Not this year’s Verlander. That guy is just old and dusty. I’m reminded of Verlander under Dusty. When he looked gassed and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Tarik Skubal (9 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 13 Ks, ERA at 2.49) had one of the best starts ever fo’ reals fo’ reals fo’ reals fo’ reals…fo’ reals! FO’ REALS! As I continue to say fo’ reals in different intonations, the Fo’ Reals Police break down my door and drag me […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Your Teams A Round of Marcelo Shots
May 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 322 Commentsby: Grey
Bubba Chandler is ready. When the Pirates will call him up is your guess = my guess. Jac Cannoli is ready and the Royals could use hitting, but where is he going to play? I don’t know. Roman Anthony is ready, but he’s more “Where is he going to play” than Cannoli. At least Jac […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What you guys and five girl readers don’t know is I can search all comments for keywords. Or key-Wards as was the case yesterday. I searched “Ward” for the last three weeks, and there was at least 500 comments asking to drop Ward. All coming after, on May 6th, I said Taylor Ward (3-for-4, 5 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirates Put Burrows Before Yohohos
May 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 301 Commentsby: Grey
Carmen Mlodzinski optioned to the minors, and the Pirates called up Mike Burrows, which is a bizarre way to spell Bubba Chandler. MLB teams are so goofy with how they don’t promote their best players. Can you imagine any other sport being like this? “He’s our best running back, so he’s going to spend a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Is anyone struggling with pitching? I know there’s bad pitchers, but my word my pitching is good in just about every league. My hitting? Oh, that’s a mess in multiple leagues. Look at this insanity: I am howling at how bad my hitting is. Gunnar, Yordan, Jazz, and Butler are my top bats. Strike through […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Matt’s Kind Of Town, Shawcago Is
May 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 297 Commentsby: Grey
Matt Shaw (2-for-4, 1 RBI and his 1st steal) was recalled by the Cubs, as was reported here after reading about it elsewhere. This spells the end to Brujan and Berti, E-N-D, but Shaw really needs to make better contact than he was making during his last MLB stint, which I’m assuming he can do, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Josemas Alva(rado) PEDison
May 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 425 Commentsby: Grey
Jose Alvarado was suspended 80 games for PEDs. Phils said in a statement, “We haven’t had a good bullpen in fifteen or so years so when we had a good reliever, we were like, ‘Who’s testing the urine?’ And this weird-looking guy misheard and said, ‘I’ll taste it.’ And we were like, ‘What? No! Gross, […]
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