It’s trendy to be trendy and follow your nose like Toucan Sam. ¬†Unfortunately, there are no Fruit Loops here, only Holds. ¬†Holds with a silver lining of saves that helps everyone. ¬†For now though, it’s all about the holds. ¬†It’s only a dozen games into the season and it’s never too early to turn a side eye to what’s going on with the key bullpen pieces around the league. ¬†These guys are mostly for holds only leagues, but the elite of the elite are the rosterable guys that should be universally owned. ¬† So, for those that are new to the Bullpen Report, it goes a little like this… ¬†I focus on relievers that are pitching in high leverage situations, games with the lead, inherited runners and the inherited runners they allow to score. ¬† Those more or less correlate to the stat we are chasing, and no it’s not that white dragon. ¬†It’s the hold. ¬†Team situations, team success, and the players ability in those situations all dictate that stat. ¬†It’s no coincidence that teams with better teams usually have more save chances, it just happens. ¬†So have a gander at some trendy type stats that have happened in the games so far. ¬†Be aware that stats this early are misleading like a Polish GPS, so be aware and don’t go for the first car you see when your hitchhiking your way through the holds life.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ah, the stretch run and the second to last Holds post of the year. ¬†If your not streaming RP at this point to your advantage, I don’t know what else to tell you but to give me your password, and just get ready for Sunday fundays. ¬†It’s not Sunday is it? ¬†Because I can’t talk about it with it around, because it slowly consumes me, then beats me, steals all my money, and makes me feel like that time at the water park. ¬†Sorry, sidetracked on terrible memories. ¬†So Drew Storen has popped up and taken the reigns until Soriano figures out why seven ate nine. ¬†I have heard that people are questioning why Tyler Clippard isn’t in there trying to win one for the skipper. ¬†It’s easy, but has multiple levels to it. ¬†First, you don’t take your¬†best reliever out of the key spot, and that’s setting up and clinching the game for you.¬†Rhis is documented by Clippard dominating in appearances with the lead over the last 30 days. ¬†The second is– Storen, who will be awfully expensive next year, while pitching effective, is basically being showcased and used to keep Rafael Soriano from getting his guaranteed 15 million doll hairs next year. ¬†You heard me: 15 million. ¬†Which becomes guaranteed at 120 games finished, he currentlly sits at 104. ¬†The moon landing, JFK, and keeping Rafi Soriano from getting duckets. Conspiracy theories or truth, all I can do is type it… hold on, Oliver Stone is on the phone. ¬†Stick around for some snippets of relief pitching lore and a flashy chart made from unicorn tears…Please, blog, may I have some more?
The problem you’re having with your innings limit is everyone’s problem with just five¬†weeks to go. The combative strategy against this is to use a familiar SP option for streaming, but this time,¬†use it for RP. ¬†The concept is sound, and is an effective method for leagues without limits, kinda like doctors without borders, but with mitts and jerseys. ¬†So here’s how it goes: find the guys you’re streaming on your roster for SP, but instead, find an effective middle reliever or two or three. Get greedy, as they help in groups, kinda like the non-anime version of Voltron. ¬†These RP stream guys don’t have to be elite names, as most of them are going to be owned already, but if they aren’t, lets start there. ¬†You wanna focus on guys that have a K-rate above 10, which cuts the available guys you want in half. Next, pay attention to their opponent and their teams record… both important. Guys on contenders get used more frequently in better situations. Lastly, and this is important, as soon as they pitch, dump them and pick up a guy who hasn’t pitched that day or the day before to maximize your usable stats. I don’t care how well they did in the game you streamed them in. ¬†He pitched? Now he’s is gone. Forget about em. Pretty simple. No? I’ll draw it in crayon, but put on this helmet so we don’t have any liability issues. (If you pick the right guys that is.) ¬†Stick around for some pretty charts and tidbits of fantasy goodness…Please, blog, may I have some more?
If there was¬†a NBA Jam version for relievers, it would go to the Royals bullpen. ¬†They are the hottest team since sliced pimento loaf, and as of this typing, are finding themselves tops in the AL Central. ¬†I have said it before and I will say it again– play the hot hand until it slaps you where it shouldn’t. ¬†They are led recently and not recently, as in all year, by Wade Davis. Davis, on the year, has been just stellar: 6-2 K rate over 13 and has allowed only 5 ER all year. That my friends is about as robust as the McRib sandwich being not not real rib meat. Over the last two¬†weeks Davis has lead the world in Holds with 7. ¬†His subtle sidekick has been a nice mix of Jason Frasor and Kelvin Herrera, both garnering fantasy value in their own way. Frasor notching 2 wins in relief and Herrera grabbing 4 holds for himself… both guys also have the same ERA as Davis during the last 2 weeks. It’s zero, so stop with the guesses. Ride the lightning here as the Royale’s w/o cheese are scorching the universe like a bikini waxing store. Stay tuned for more middle relief haps and slaps.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The deadline will have past¬†by¬†the time you’re reading this, so I’m sorry that I can’t meet or exceed all those expectations. What I can do is give you the in’s and out’s of¬†middle relief. Wait, why did everyone just get up and leave?¬†There is punch and pie at the end!¬†So is everyone else confused on what to do with Will Smith?… yeah, me too. ¬†He’s been getting beat up lately needs a vacation. Smith leads the league in appearances, is the leader in appearances with the lead by a non-closer (41), and has pitched an amazing 17 times on consecutive days. He has rewarded you with 19( albeit painful) NSVH, but his recent implosions may lead me to think there could be a better option for the time being. His BB/9 over the last 30 screams bad news, (P.S., it’s in the seven’s). I mean, I know the 24 Holds this year is all good and looks like a Canal St. watch, but if you have someone that just reads stats and doesn’t read between the lines of fantasy too well, see if they give you a name you like better.¬†My best advice is pull a Judas Priest and run for the hills. Stay tuned for some¬†charts and fun words and sentences that lead to abbreviated paragraphs. Good luck in the week to come.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Everyone knows about the top prospects getting called up. The Singleton’s, Tavares’, and Springer’s get all the pub, as they should. ¬†Hitters that actually hit the ball only need to be successful 3 out of 10 times, and they are considered fantastic… even all-stars. ¬†Now a pitcher gets 3 out of 10 wins, he’s a bum of the highest order, like a bum that can’t play an instrument, but has a puppy for sympathy change. ¬†We all know that guy. ¬†So the rookie RP getting called up around this time may stick with their respective teams, and they may not. ¬†The three¬†in particular I am referring to are Cam Bedrosian, Shae Simmons and Corey Knebel. ¬†Bedrosian’s numbers in the minors are crazy unimaginable, and he could find himself in a great situation once he gains the trust of the bullpen-opath in Scoiscia. ¬†The latter two¬†are prolly not really factors, just yet as Simmons is blocked by the current GOAT at the position, and Knebel, albeit the first 2013 draft pick to make the majors, is going to be a bit-player until next year unfold’s. ¬†I just wanted to point out that bullpen only-guys that get promoted need some love, it’s not like they smell like that musically challenged, puppy wielding guy from previous. ¬†These adds are more of a deeper league or keeper league adds now, though I have speculated on Bedrosian in a 16-teamer with a deeper bench.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey, hey, ¬†hey, talking relievers on Thursday. ¬†What could be better?¬†Well, maybe ice cream covered in Kate Upton. ¬†Actually strike that and flip it. ¬†That sounds better. ¬†OR exactly the same. ¬†Regardless, the top ‘pens are starting to take shape as we reach the 1/5 part of the season. ¬†The who’s are the who’s and the what the eff’s are, well, what the eff’s. ¬†The MLB average for bullpen ERA is 3.92. ¬†Now, that isn’t exactly something that makes you have confidence in any teams collective bullpens. ¬† That’s why you get to be selective… take who you want and disregard the rest. ¬†It’s like the Chinese buffet down the street– not everything looks edible, and yeah, you will probably get sick from most of it, but there’s some value savings. ¬†Always go with the soup, excellent starter, can’t go wrong with that option. ¬†So, take a look at bullpen arms that are doing these three things: Save situations, games with the lead, and total batters faced (and the percentage of K’s from that). ¬†You have those three things, you have a stout middle reliever. ¬†Yeah, I hear ya dude in the corner with his hand raised, there are other stats that¬†we¬†should look at. ¬†Everyone looks at them, every site pounds you on the simple stats. ¬†Dig deeper, look past the first page of stats and do something different. ¬†Sorry… I was yelling. I get mad when I am hungry. ¬†Food for me, continue reading and comments for you.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ah, charts with actual stats are so much nicer to look at. ¬† The first bullpen report of the year was like reading Playboy in braile, ’cause technically we shouldn’t need both hands, but we do. ¬†The cream is rising to the proverbial top when you look at the chart below. ¬†The familiar names are settling in, and if you drafted some of them, or they have been mentioned in the closenado of 2014 for save chances, they probably are owned, were owned ¬†or some semblance there in between. ¬† Middle relievers are like that old cartoon Pound Puppies, yeah they are cute and good ‘n all, but they are still living in the pound in acartoon. ¬†No homes to go¬†to, no freedom… ¬†Sad, but as kids we were fooled. ¬†Relievers are much the same, they never really have a home unless we give them one.Please, blog, may I have some more?
We are going to take a break from the closenado news to bring the middle-reliever news and updates for those of you that are in Holds and NSVH leagues. While it’s not as sexy as the closer news that you usually expect, it is still fundamental in forming a well-balanced pitching staff. It has been a bizarre season, as far as Holds go, and no one person is showing their stoutness and running away with being “that guy”. ¬†The usual candidates are lying in the weeds [Ed. Note– you haven’t smoked it all?] waiting to jump out and show you how to make balloon animals. So here are some snippets that I’ve noticed so far this year, though the season is still short ‘n sweet. There’s a long ways to go my friends. So be patient when it comes to the dudes who pitch after the dudes, but before the dudes that really matter.Please, blog, may I have some more?
First off, I would like to say Eric Sogard should be the Face of the MLB; that vote was rigged in David Wright’s favor. ¬†Baseball needs more nerdy-looking, glasses-touting, Bernie-leanin’, jive-walking players. ¬†But without further ado, here is the AL West Spring Training Showdown.¬†(You can check out the AL Central Spring Training Preview¬†here¬†and¬†NL East Spring Training Preview¬†here.)Please, blog, may I have some more?