Chicago cyclist spins to win Friday night as the A’s wheels come off. White Sox outfielder slash rookie slash heartthrob slash former professional Banana baller Tristan Peters discovered a newfound love for cycling Friday night going 4-for-4 hitting for the cycle, and adding four RBI in a historic performance that was central to his team’s […]
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Sean Burke
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer. For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]
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I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And a happy first Monday of summer vacation to all the kiddos living north of a certain imaginary line where students attend school until the end of June and don’t go back until the first week of September. Speaking of kids (sick segue), if your patience level or league size is […]
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Welcome back Razzball to another week of Two-Start pitcher rankings. On the go edition is still in full swing as we are currently writing this from a hotel in Northern Michigan (Not the UP) getting ready for bracket play to start. I hope all of the baseball dads reading had a great Father’s Day and […]
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Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia
June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Commentsby: Grey
Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In! Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]
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June 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 92 Commentsby: Grey
Mike Trout hit the IL with a hamstring strain. Okay, I said it would happen after his 12th homer, and he has 17, so sue me for my Franklin Mint Civil War pewter chess set. It’s a family heirloom, you monsters! But take it! Leave me my Simpsons pewter chess board! Don’t take my Ned […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]
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Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Happy Ham Week. This week, we acknowledge at least four hitters (Oneil Cruz, Munetaka Murakami, Ronald Acuña Jr., Teoscar Hernández) who were victims of hammies shredded worse than some Thanksgiving leftovers. Ham not your thing? We also have Aaron Judge’s ribs. Not into cannibalism? There is a vegan place conveniently located next […]
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