River Ryan (3 IP, 0 ER, 3 Ks, six whiffs, three on the change, FB averaged 96.5 MPH) was called up. He’s the first pitcher to be considered a top prospect while having a grandchild. River Ryan is so old that in yesterday’s game he was played by Kevin Costner. River Ryan is so old […]
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Rico Garcia
Please see our player page for Rico Garcia to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
This is always a bittersweet article. I love writing these articles every week, and it’s sad to see the baseball season come to an end. What I don’t hate is seeing fantasy end, because this final week of the season is always gross. So many random things happen in this final week, and it’s crazy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is always a sad day. This is my final waiver wire article of the season. The good news is that if you’re reading this, you’re in your fantasy championship, and there aren’t many more exciting weeks of the season. With that said, it’s one of the most disgusting weeks from a fantasy perspective. You’ll […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 25: Rico’s Suave Again
September 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 5 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 25 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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Brewers Dry-Hop, Mash, And Bottle Up Reds
September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Brewers asked the baseball world to hold their beers on Friday night while they brewed up a blowout, and switched from pounding beers to pounding the Cincinnati Reds to the tune of a 20-0 shut out on twenty-three hits, and four home runs. This was somehow Milwaukee’s second twenty run shut out this year […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 24: Just-out Martinez?
September 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 24 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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Jesus Celebrates Labor’s Birthday
September 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 119 Commentsby: Grey
Happy Labor Day, or as MLB calls it, “Happy Give Some Teams Off On A National Holiday Because We’re Professional Idiots.” Welcome to my semi-monthly tribute to the couple who used to make the MLB schedule for, like, 20 years and were awesome, and, ever since they retired a few years back, the schedule’s been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue
September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Commentsby: Grey
Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly
August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens
August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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