SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 12: Elvis Has Entered The Chat

June 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 12 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 11: Alex Is A Thange Again

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 11 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: The Judge Is Out

June 9, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a comment

by: B_Don

The Judge is out, and fantasy managers are scrambling. This week on the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, we break down the massive fallout from Aaron Judge’s injury and discuss the best replacement options for teams suddenly missing one of fantasy baseball’s biggest bats. We also dive into a fresh wave of prospect promotions, returning veterans […]

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Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians

June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts

May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]

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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring

May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Comments

by: Grey

‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]

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Mets Overrun By The Cavalliry

April 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 241 Comments

by: Grey

I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]

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Yankees Hoping El-Rod’s The Master Of Leveling Up

April 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Comments

by: Grey

Elmer Rodriguez will be called up by the Yankees to start on Wednesday, as their rotation gets reshuffled, likely anticipating the return of Carlos Rodon. I believe the Yankees are doing the right thing calling up Elmer to offset the severe lack of Uncle Elmer in the Hogan doc on Netflix. Uncle Elmer drank raw […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Tra-vis is Bazzanas

April 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 313 Comments

by: Grey

Fun to still get shocked. To get a little jolt so you still feel alive. A poke to the ribs, reminding you that you don’t know anything like, ‘Where the hell is one’s oblique?’ Stop poking me in the ribs! I’m asking you to locate my obliques! So, today’s shock heard while I was driving […]

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