One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]
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Payton Tolle
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Montes Assumes A Revenge On All Pitchers
August 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 136 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]
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Razzballers, welcome to another week of two-start pitcher rankings! Hopefully most of your leagues have started the playoffs by now, and you are prepared to advance to next week’s matchup. Never get stuck holding arms that cannot help you in the playoffs. It sucks to have to drop an early drafted arm if they only […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Now That’s The Loaded Paul (Tato) Skenes We Like To See
August 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 89 Commentsby: Grey
Last week, after yet another bad start, Paul Skenes couldn’t sleep. He was ruminating his career. His bad starts piling on top of each other. On top of it all, he was dealing with a girlfriend who had a very bad jimmy leg. His coach, LL Donkey, said to him, “If you’re going to be […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]
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In our 152nd episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss Joshua Baez’s history making debut, the latest round of injuries, and a Japanese star set to come stateside. Then we analyze what players could have an outsized impact on the 2026 Playoffs and are worthy of card purchasing in advance of possible price spikes. You can find […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Makes Messick That Parker Didn’t Get A Win
August 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 143 Commentsby: Grey
Messick, a noun, verb and adjective for when you are calling out to work and can barely speak into the phone. “Hello,” you mutter. You’re a mutterer all right, because you have your hand over the phone, so they don’t hear you’re on a raft in a lazy river at the Great Wolf Lodge while […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to join Grey in discussing the latter’s harrowing errand run before discussing Joshua Baez’s incredible three-homer debut. Then they talk Zac Veen’s call-up, Payton Tolle’s excellent run, and Fernando Tatis Jr’s return to glory. Then, Mike and Grey finish things […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back
August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
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Points Leagues: August SPaRP Ranks
August 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 4 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
We’re getting to the point in the season where innings counts start to rear their ugly heads. On the one hand, it’s nice that teams are less likely than they used to be to just shut guys down entirely once they hit a particular number of innings more than they pitched the year before. On […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ashcraft Special Effects The Marlins By Flashing His CG Eyes
August 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 72 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Braxton Ashcraft went 9 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks in 85 pitches, ERA at 3.88. 64 of those 85 pitches were for strikes. From what I’m reading, he made some records. He was the first pitcher with 85 or fewer pitches to go nine innings and get 10 or more strikeouts. That’s […]
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