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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up

August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Comments

by: Grey

Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]

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Nice Beavers! Thanks Buy, I Just Had Him Stuffed

August 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 132 Comments

by: Grey

One of the most glorious things about MLB is when a GM will say something like, “(Player’s name) wasn’t quite ready yet to be promoted, and we didn’t want to be aggressive with him, and have him suffer a setback in his development. The organization believes he’s getting close to a promotion now, and he […]

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Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love

August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]

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Outfields In Flux: NL Trade Deadline Edition

August 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

Well, that trade deadline did not disappoint for fans of roster chaos! It mostly involved bullpens, but hey, we got some outfield shakeups thrown in. I promised to focus on some NL outfields if we got some changes in the space. And lo and behold, flux! Let’s hop into the DeLorean and check out a […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 16

July 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 12 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

I think many people look at the All-Star break as a time to recharge their batteries and get ready for the stretch run, but that’s not me. I actually hate when we take a week off because I don’t know what to do with myself. The fiend in me needs that baseball every day because […]

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Rolling In The Deep: Looking (Way) Ahead

July 18, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 8 Comments

by: Laura Holt

In honor of the actual break in the middle of the Major League Baseball season, I thought I’d take my own little break from scouring the bottom of the free agent barrel for some deep league morsels, and take more of a general look towards the fantasy baseball future. Instead of concentrating on the second […]

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Bellinger Rings Out Three Ding Dongs

July 12, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 31 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Cody Bellinger got his sweet, sweet revenge Friday night against the Cubs team that traded him for scraps and salary cap relief, delivering a huge three home run night with six runs batted in and an aura score off the charts! I guess he took that personally. Have a day, Belli! What the Belli! What […]

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Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler

July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Comments

by: Grey

Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]

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Corners Report: A Timely Re-Rank

May 28, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 10 Comments

by: The Educator

Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Teoscar And Hunter Groin Hit The IL

May 10, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 9 Comments

by: RotoSurgeon

We are roughly one-quarter of the way through this baseball season and a week does not pass without a frustrating amount of IL stints. I have teams on the NFBC with entire benches littered with red IL stints. There is nothing more painful than not having a fantasy IL for the real-life IL but it […]

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