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by: kelder
It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last time we did this, it was after less than two weeks of action. Now we’ve got over a month of games to work with. As a result, there’s a bit more movement than there was last time. It may still not be as aggressive as you might like. That’s ok. If you really believe […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
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by: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Angels still have issues, but I’ve liked the changes Kurt Suzuki has made as manager, and, I wonder if he has a hand in Jose Soriano (5 IP, 0 ER, 7 hits, zero walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 0.24) unlocking da juice. Of course, I’m just guessing it’s Suzuki’s doing. It could’ve been a butterfly […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]
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by: Dan Pants
Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
I drafted MacKenzie Gore year after year. You could tell because the seasons changed like in Notting Hill after she leaves him. The only difference is MacKenzie Gore didn’t stand in front of me in the preseason and say, “I’m just a boy standing in front of handsome man asking him to draft me again.” […]
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