Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Corners Reports: Third Base Was Hard To Rank This Preseason

June 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 15 Comments

by: kelder

A little accountability here. Went back and looked at my articles ranking guys to start the season. First base, not bad! Everyone has a weak spot here or there. Third base? Um, can we go back to first base? I had Matt Olson fourth! Said Bryce Harper would be a great pick in the fourth? In […]

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White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

June 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 280 Comments

by: Grey

We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]

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You’d Think Noah Would Let The Reds Get A Pair Of Hits

June 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 193 Comments

by: Grey

One thing I want you to know about Noah Cameron is I loved him in the preseason. I wrote a Noah Cameron sleeper. That sorta love doesn’t just evaporate. I’m too invested for that. I’m like the guy who bought $5,000 worth of ButtCoin fifteen years ago, and is like, “I know, by now, it […]

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Points Leagues: June Infield Rankings

June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

It’s the start of a new month, which means it’s time to take a look at the positional rankings again. One thing I think it is worth noting before we get into this is that these are not power rankings in response to who has been the best so far. As a result, there will […]

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Corners Report: Scorching Hot Players

May 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Comments

by: kelder

There’s been a ton of talk about the sorry state of the corner infield positions. However, there is some good news. When looking at the last seven days player rater, five hitters are either first or third eligible! That’s actually good news! Let’s go through these guys and their outlooks for the rest of the […]

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A’s Bring Jump Up, 25-Man Roster Gets Down

May 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 176 Comments

by: Grey

Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]

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Corners Ranks, Tiered for Your Pleasure

May 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Comments

by: kelder

It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]

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Why Couldn’t The Valdez Get Stuck In The Strait Of Hormuz?

May 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 357 Comments

by: Grey

I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]

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X-Ray Tech Screams Bingo After Tiles In Skubal’s Elbow Spells Out Trouble

May 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 290 Comments

by: Grey

People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]

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Points Leagues: May Infield Rankings

May 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last time we did this, it was after less than two weeks of action. Now we’ve got over a month of games to work with. As a result, there’s a bit more movement than there was last time. It may still not be as aggressive as you might like. That’s ok. If you really believe […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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