Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Montes Assumes A Revenge On All Pitchers

August 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 136 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]

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Ambulance Chasers: The Buxton Stops Here

July 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |

by: keelinbillue

Hello, Razzball Friends! It’s basically All-Star Break time. Half the injury news this week reads like a list of guys who just got voted as an All-Star and then immediately un-invited themselves by sustaining an injury. A week ago, Byron Buxton and Ranger Suarez were both All-Stars. Now, they may watch from afar. As a […]

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Gavin All My Love To You

July 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Comments

by: Grey

Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]

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Gilbert Got Freed By The O’s Bats

June 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 192 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]

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Reds Put Elly On The Shelly, Send Arroyo To Ohio

June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]

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Sanchez Acing His Orel Exam

May 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]

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Not Bad Imai Say So Myself

May 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 270 Comments

by: Grey

Eighteen no-hitters since 1962 for the Astros. That’s true. Now, for what it feels like, the Astros have used 89 pitchers in those 18 no-hitters. Astros have no respect for the record books! Alimber Santa (2 IP, 0 ER) finished it off last night. It was his debut. C’mon! Alimber Santa? That’s not a pitcher, […]

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Today Was A Good Bleday

May 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 173 Comments

by: Grey

Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank Foster Griffin,I don’t know, but today seems no batters be whiffin’,No barkin’ from my back, JJ Bleday givin’ major chubs,And mama cooked the breakfast while I set my fantasy lineups,I got my grub on, but didn’t leave Bleday out,Finally got a call from a girl I wanna […]

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Nick Bolte In The Next 48 Hours

May 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 271 Comments

by: Grey

I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]

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Miz Fastballs, Miss Bats

May 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 49 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Ten pitches: 102, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103 and 104 mph. And that was just the first inning! OK,I rounded up a little, don’t be that guy. Speaking of that guy, Milwaukee Brewers phenom slash heartthrob slash genetic freak slash alien from another planet Jacob Misiorowski made his Yankee Stadium debut Friday […]

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Buy Condon Like His First Name Is Oxy And You Live In West Virginia

May 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 281 Comments

by: Grey

[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]

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