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by: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eighteen no-hitters since 1962 for the Astros. That’s true. Now, for what it feels like, the Astros have used 89 pitchers in those 18 no-hitters. Astros have no respect for the record books! Alimber Santa (2 IP, 0 ER) finished it off last night. It was his debut. C’mon! Alimber Santa? That’s not a pitcher, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank Foster Griffin,I don’t know, but today seems no batters be whiffin’,No barkin’ from my back, JJ Bleday givin’ major chubs,And mama cooked the breakfast while I set my fantasy lineups,I got my grub on, but didn’t leave Bleday out,Finally got a call from a girl I wanna […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
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by: Dan Pants
Ten pitches: 102, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103 and 104 mph. And that was just the first inning! OK,I rounded up a little, don’t be that guy. Speaking of that guy, Milwaukee Brewers phenom slash heartthrob slash genetic freak slash alien from another planet Jacob Misiorowski made his Yankee Stadium debut Friday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Full service gas station asks me how much I want, and I say, “Fill it up,” and when they return for the hundred and seventy-five dollars for the eight gallons, I say, “I meant fill me up with Brewers starters.” Why did I stop in a gas station? Because I had to check my fantasy […]
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Mike’s fine in most cases, but you know Michael King (5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 4 BBs, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.28) was like, “It’s Mike.” Then he paused for five seconds for the person to know when he started again it was going to be his last name. Finally, he continued, “King.” Then […]
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On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
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by: kelder
I come to you this week with a heavy heart. Part of my childhood has died. For years, I would buy in March some sort of baseball preview. Five bucks, and it would fit ever so snugly in the bathroom drawer. This weekend, on a lark, I saw the previews pop up on the magazine […]
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