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There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]

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What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 6 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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White Sox 3B Munetaka Murakami would be my number one pick if we could re-roll the First-Year-Player Draft today. Nine home runs in his first 23 games is crazy talk. That’s almost a 50-homer pace across a full season. And the craziest part is that something close to that seems sustainable, at least to some extent. Murakami’s patient until he’s not. He’s early to recognise a pitch he should pounce and does exactly that. I wish I had him somewhere. My bad. 

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A walloper of a trade deadline day! The biggest winners, losers and–Hold on, getting an iCal reminder. Oh crap, I was supposed to remind the Dodgers that the trade deadline was yesterday. Crap! Okay, will you guys pretend it’s actually today and not yesterday? Seriously, I’m gonna be in big trouble! I really don’t understand […]

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