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by: Dan Pants
The Brewers asked the baseball world to hold their beers on Friday night while they brewed up a blowout, and switched from pounding beers to pounding the Cincinnati Reds to the tune of a 20-0 shut out on twenty-three hits, and four home runs. This was somehow Milwaukee’s second twenty run shut out this year […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
Here in September, I don’t feel like there’s a lot of advice I can offer that isn’t covered by others. We’ve got folks out here drawing your attention to who to add for crunch time. Are you looking for advice on which pitchers to stream? We’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to maximize […]
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by: keelinbillue
Hello, Razzpeeps! Welcome to the late season injury apocalypse. As we discussed in the last edition of injuries, we’ve seen some injury spikes that indicate we are exactly where we are in the season. As you dig deeper in this article, just pretend you are entering various circles of Dante’s Hell. We’ve got enough “no […]
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by: Grey
Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]
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You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]
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Okay, we have to talk about Cal Raleigh (3-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 15th, 16th and 17th homer). I should’ve told you to drop him April. Maybe that would’ve got him going earlier. When not accounting for injury, this season is the worst follow-up to a MVP-like year ever. I can’t think of many that […]
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Hellllooooo, Razzball! Welcome back to another exciting week of Razzball Ambulance Chasers, where you can’t live with them, and thanks to a Grade 2 oblique strain, neither will your roster. Coming into this edition of Ambulance Chasers, stocks are up (for me). In case you haven’t noticed, injuries have increased two-fold in July and August […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 152nd episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss Joshua Baez’s history making debut, the latest round of injuries, and a Japanese star set to come stateside. Then we analyze what players could have an outsized impact on the 2026 Playoffs and are worthy of card purchasing in advance of possible price spikes. You can find […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Kyle Harrison went 5 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 2.84, and pitched well enough as the Brewers laid it on thick, scoring 22 runzingas. But did you hear Kyle Harrison had five earned runs removed from his last start, due to a scoring error? That’s right, the scorer, who scores […]
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Ketel Marte didn’t show up to Fenway Park on Monday, and, honestly, good for him. Mondays stink. As someone who went to school in Boston and went AWOL from freshman through junior year, due to, uh, one Ketel, been there, man. (Okay, in fairness, we put Popov vodka in a bottle of Ketel to try […]
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Eury Perez might’ve became an ace, I think. I don’t want to say that he did and have him go caca-cuckoo and sideways. I’m very careful about what I say, even if it seems like I’m literally putting my mouth into a megaphone and screaming at speech-to-text on my phone. “Get me a seltzer! Order […]
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Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]
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