Please see our player page for John Rave to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
by: Grey
Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Laura Holt
Greetings friends! If my calendar is correct, we’ve got exactly one month left in baseball’s regular season, and therefore exactly one month left in most standard format fantasy seasons. It’s been another week that’s felt somewhat like one step forward, two steps back, with some unfortunate injuries popping up, hitters going cold at the worst […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Laura Holt
Hello friends! It’s the middle of the summer, if not the middle of the baseball season anymore, and the trade deadline has come and gone. It truly feels like we are entering the fantasy baseball home stretch. The stretch still consists of close to two months of baseball, though, so it’s not quite time to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: The Great Knoche
After stealing 67 bases in 2023, Esteury Ruiz was a hot draft pick going into 2024. He was only being taken around 125th overall that year. Your return on that investment, if you were bold (dumb) enough to grab him there for stolen bases, was a .200 batting average over 65 Plate appearaces to go […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to navigate the latest MLB moves, including another injury to a first-round pick, as Bobby Witt Jr is dealing with a sprained knee ligament. Plus, do Spencer Strider and Mike Trout’s latest injuries spell doom for their careers? Then we […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
I know, I know, we’ve all been burnt by Brett Baty. But BUY BUY BUY, because being burnt by Baty by-the-by has been the breath of every balding BFF-slash-best buddy, but by the by let bygones be bygones rather than wave, Baty bye gone, bye gone like he’s not the belle of the ball so […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who is John Rave? And why does that sound like the tagline for an action movie? Keanu is John Rave. Keanu means Cool Breeze. Keanu is John Rave. Therefore, John Rave means Cool Breeze. No relation to The Freeze from Braves games. And where have you taken his daughter?! So, yesterday, John Rave went 2-for-4, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It’s your old buddy MarmosDad back again to fill in for Dan Pants’ Daily News and Notes from the Friday night round-up. I hope you’re not getting too sick of me yet! Speaking of getting sick of people (sick segue!), I don’t know how many fish sticks Seth Lugo can fit […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
