Razzballers, the finish line is near! We are winding down on the 2026 MLB season, and most leagues should be finishing in the next two weeks! :( I know there are some of us in leagues that run the full length of the season, and that is absolute chaos (I am in two.) A couple […]
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Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue
September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Commentsby: Grey
Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]
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We’ll reach September next week, somehow. That’s a horrifying development from a life standpoint and even more disappointing for fantasy purposes. That means we have less than a month remaining, with many of you already approaching the finish line. It also means that a handful of teams have likely given up on the waiver wire […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Yanks Bring Up Elmer To Befuddle Opponents
August 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 109 Commentsby: Grey
Going outside my house in Staten Island in the 103-degree heat to put a little Luis Garcia Jr. (3-for-5, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his 28th homer, hitting .287) jersey on my baby Jesus in my nativity set and calling inside, “How’s that Ma?” Ma screams back, “LuGaJu! LuGaJu! Now put a little Ben Rice […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Anderson’s Promotion Is Finally Oh Kade By The Mariners
August 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners’ Jerry Dipoto watching the giant clock that reads, “Rookie Eligibility Manipulation.” The big hand reads, “Service Time,” and the smaller hand reads, “Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility.” Dipoto remarks to his assistant, “Why didn’t they put ‘Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility’ on the big hand and ‘Service Time’ […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back
August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
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Points Leagues: August SPaRP Ranks
August 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 4 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
We’re getting to the point in the season where innings counts start to rear their ugly heads. On the one hand, it’s nice that teams are less likely than they used to be to just shut guys down entirely once they hit a particular number of innings more than they pitched the year before. On […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cardinals Not Feeling Any Baez Remorse
August 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 198 Commentsby: Grey
At the Vatican, staring at the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. Because I’ve been staring at so long, Adam morphs from bare-chested to having a Cardinals’ jersey. His, uh, lower half grows into a bat and God is not touching his finger anymore, but tossing him a meatball. An Italian man next to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Somebody Tolle-d Me
August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 37 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]
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