Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]
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Jake Burger
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I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think we’ve come to terms with how good Junior Caminero is. He’s 22 years old and he’s coming off a 45-homer season and has 19 homers already this year, after going 3-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 17th, 18th and 19th home run yesterday. I tried to give him […]
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Rangers Aren’t Gonna Want To Reid The Box Score
May 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Commentsby: Grey
If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tanner Shuts Down Tiger Bibats But Can’t Bibee Them
May 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Commentsby: Grey
This is going to be the most Drew Anderson-coded Tanner Bibee post, as the kids say. Drew Anderson went 4 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.98, as he started a game for the 1st time since 2021. You remember 2021. That was the year you told your friend he was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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It’s been fun writing these waiver wire articles throughout the season, and I look forward to the next few months. This is the point of the season where some fantasy managers start sleeping at the wheel, which means it’s time for us to feast on the waiver wire. I’ve also seen some bizarre drops of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We celebrated a pitcher named Noah on Easter, and we’re back with more action. We actually have two Noahs as streamers this week. It’s hard to believe there are so many Noahs out there because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anyone named Noah. I did see that disappointing Darren Aronofsky film named Noah, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet
April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Commentsby: Grey
You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I was really happy with how last week’s streamers panned out. It was nice to see some predictable results after a weird opening two weeks, and I feel like I’m finally back in the groove of things. What’s fascinating about streamers at this time of the season is understanding how to properly manage your roster. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Man, that opening week on the waiver wire was insane. You can really rebuild the backend of your team in the opening weeks, and I can’t believe how much turnover there’s been so far. One thing we never discuss in terms of the waiver wire is who to drop. That’s pretty much up to you […]
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