Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Before we get to the goods, it’s time to shed one tiny, salty tear for the 2026 fantasy season. WAY BACK in February, when we were seeking warmth, green grass, and the optimism that comes with spring birds chirping their fantasy baseball song, this week felt like a thousand months away. […]
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I Guess PCA Doesn’t Want The Ex-Met Spotlight On Anyone Else
September 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Shut It Down!
September 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 11 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! As many of my colleagues here have mentioned, we’re into the home stretch for the 2026 Fantasy Baseball Season! Many of us are heading into our final week in the head-to-head playoffs, or trying to squeeze every point out of our rosters in the hunt for a rotisserie title. And, hopefully, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Ah, September. The month when the Earth, Wind, and Fire collide in a flurry of falling leaves, a sharp turn in outdoor climate, and that dreaded pumpkin spice scent that, whether good or bad, gets everyone fired up. This is also the time when us northern folks’ smiles turn to frowns […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Adley Rutschman (2-for-4, 3 runs) hit his 10th and 11th homer, as he returned to Camden for the first time since his trade. He hit that 2nd home run and you know he was like, “Yeah, former sugar daddy, this is what you’re not getting no more!” Then as he rounded the bases, he […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week
August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 234 Commentsby: Grey
Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? N-Mart Is Like H-Mart Except He Sells BibimBABIP
August 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 187 Commentsby: Grey
It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back
August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]
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