[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
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J.P. Crawford
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I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
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Pirates Slither In Konnor Through The Griffin Door
April 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 219 Commentsby: Grey
So, technically, when I said Konnor Griffin wouldn’t break camp, I was correct. [tomatoes fly by head] Let me finish! [a crowd of pitchforked prematurely balding men shout from outside my fortress] I hear ya! Let me finish! [One person who is the pitchforked prematurely balding men’s de facto leader, “He said he was Finnish. […]
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Hello Razzball Friends! Less than a week until Opening Day, and it’s already gotten pretty busy on the injury front. It’s still too early to act on some vague or “day-to-day” reports of tightness or slow ramp-ups. However, that doesn’t mean hearing this news doesn’t get our wheels turning, wondering how a roster that looked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Trey Yesavage will open season on the IL with a shoulder impingement. That’s the worst kind of after-dinner mint! Listing from best to worst: 1. Thin Mints 2. Those white candy mints that have the jelly in the middle that they had in a wheelie thing at diners. 3. There’s no 3. 4. Melted puddle […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Shortstops for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
January 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 62 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball are Daddy Warbucks and all of you are greedy Little Orphan Annies with your hands out wanting more, more, more. That’s all right, due to a high-yield savings account in the British Virgin Islands that he hasn’t paid taxes on for twenty years, Warbucks has plenty to […]
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Top 400 Dynasty Players for 2026 Fantasy Baseball: 400-301
December 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 19 Commentsby: Jakkers
Happy New Year, everyone, and welcome to the first installment of the Top 400 Dynasty Players for 2026. Over the next two weeks I will take two giant bites out of the countdown as I rank the players from 400-301 this week and then 300-201. After that will come bite sized looks of the final 200 players.
When it comes to these rankings, I know some of you will shake your head when it comes to certain players.
I have my biases and a system in how I evaluate fantasy players – and have done so for decades – and you have your biases. That is what makes rankings so interesting and why you will likely look at a host of rankings as a way to gauge how you view a certain player and how others view a certain player.
So here is a quick rundown about these rankings.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 50 Dynasty Shortstops for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
November 12, 2025 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Keepers, Keeper Leagues | 11 Commentsby: Jakkers
Hello, everyone. Welcome back to my weekly rankings. This week is the Top 50 Dynasty Shortstops for 2026.
When it comes to this position, it is full of young players with great upside or have already reached a high level of play while also featuring older players who can still be great players to have on your team.
Overall, if you need to boost your average or your on-base percentage, this is a group to hoard. Collectively, shortstops slashed .254/.317/.394, ranking first, second and fourth among all positions in those categories. The top end players will help you across the board. As you get beyond those players, you will still find shortstops who will help in at least one category, such has homers or steals or whatever you are looking for.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Sheehan Is Believing
September 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 105 Commentsby: Grey
I’m writing this as Blake Treinen blows the game. I don’t watch the Dodgers that much because it’s blacked out. Clearly, I don’t watch them as much as the Dodgers’ coaching staff watches them, I’d imagine. So, you’d think they’d know what was going to happen. They had to expect Treinen to suck, no? No […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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