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by: Grey
Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s literally nothing like a sweet summer Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field in Chicago, where the ivy glows green, the breeze drifts through the stands, and time seems to move at the pace of the game. The famous hot dog vendors screaming louder than the neon relish on the dogs they’re hawking. And as the […]
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Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]
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Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]
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If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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