SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 12: Elvis Has Entered The Chat

June 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 12 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 10: More Like Ab-no Thank You-ribe

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 10 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Rangers Aren’t Gonna Want To Reid The Box Score

May 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Comments

by: Grey

If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]

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Mariners Call Up Their Best Baby Animal Prospect Since The Kid

May 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 345 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 136: Are These Poor Starts Real?

April 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | 1 Comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 136th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss some callups and injury returnees before diving into a new batch of banged up players. Then we analyze slow starters to determine if the players in question can turn around their seasons. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things […]

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JoSori Not Sorry

April 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Comments

by: Grey

Angels still have issues, but I’ve liked the changes Kurt Suzuki has made as manager, and, I wonder if he has a hand in Jose Soriano (5 IP, 0 ER, 7 hits, zero walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 0.24) unlocking da juice. Of course, I’m just guessing it’s Suzuki’s doing. It could’ve been a butterfly […]

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Struggling Sawx And Mets Pray And Pay Young Arms Help

April 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 373 Comments

by: Grey

Christian Scott will be called up to start on Thursday, as the Mets moved on from a man D. Peterson. Welp, can’t buy me love. I’d like a refresher cocktail, if you don’t mind. I said when he was called up for the first time on May 2nd, 2024, “Mets are promoting Christian Scott to […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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