This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
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Daniel Palencia
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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 6: Latz What’s Up
May 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 6 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus
April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Opening Day Is Almost Here!
March 24, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 4 Commentsby: B_Don
Opening Day is almost here, and the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast is diving into the madness of early-season decision-making. With the first run of FAAB and waivers already in the books, Grey and B_Don are debating how quickly you should be adjusting. Are you already mixing things up or sticking with the team you drafted? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Cracked The Code
March 23, 2026 | Our Leagues | 177 Commentsby: Grey
The code I cracked? Not the Da Vinci Code or The Code, a movie I think I saw that I can’t remember seeing or who was in it and Google no longer works. This time, I cracked the NFBC code by drafting the best team I’ve ever drafted in forever. Forever, forever ever? Forever ever? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tout Wars Draft Recap: Aiming To Repeat (Or Maybe Slightly Worse)
March 15, 2026 | Our Leagues | 112 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I learned it’s better to come in 2nd than 1st. I was leading for most of last year but tripped in September and finished in 2nd. At first, I felt defeated, but the longer I sat with my 2nd place finish, the more I realized that 2nd place is first place without being […]
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Angels SS Zach Neto 39.9
Neto might be paying a price for being on the Angels, and that’s not totally unwarranted given that runs and RBI might be hard to find. Still, he hit 26 homers and stole 26 bases while batting .257 in his age 24 season on a team with little lineup protection. He’s going after a trio of first basemen in Matt Olson, Rafael Devers, and Bryce Harper, and I totally understand that impulse to take the safest bats you can find. I just prefer the five-category contributions of a guy like Neto, who’s going almost ten spots higher than this in the NFBC: 30.37 since March 1 (121 drafts).
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings
March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition
February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]
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January ADP Risers And Fallers Rounds 5-10: Get Those Closers!
January 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: Disco Stu
Thanks to the World Baseball Classic, Major League Baseball is even closer than I thought, as games themselves start on February 20th. I don’t feel as insane about drafting now! By the time you read this, I will have done my first non-slow event, a “Draft Champions Auction”. It’s a 15 team auction until you […]
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