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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often

by: Grey

Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]

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Corners Report: Early And Eerily Accurate 2026 1B Rankings

September 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Comments

by: The Educator

When I started writing for this site three years ago (continually dodging the pink slip from the Grey Reaper), ranks were my favorite thing. I did them every week! That was extra, though. Now it’s pre-season, mid-season, and…………. End-ish of season. Ranks are kinda boring without some sort of context attached to them. So, this […]

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Braves Fourget To Switch To A No-Schwarb Diet

August 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Saw someone recently make the case that Kyle Schwarber (4-for-6, 9 RBIs, 46th, 47th, 48th and 49th homers) would be a terrible Hall of Famer. Not like he’d enter the Hall and pee on the memorabilia, but as in he does not belong. Well, I say, I want a Hall where he does belong! Assuming […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Comments

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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Corners Report: Yet Another Look At 2026 Risers And Fallers

August 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: The Educator

We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]

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Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up

August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Comments

by: Grey

Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]

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Wasn’t Just Blaze Who Touched The Sky

August 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 200 Comments

by: Grey

I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]

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Andrew And The Brew Crew Happy The ChiSox Decided To Move Vaughn

July 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 216 Comments

by: Grey

Andrew Vaughn (3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs and his 10th homer) left the White Sox and he’s like a newly divorced man of 60 who has given up on love, when he wanders into a brewery, meets a large-headed Brewer named Bernie and remembers what it was about baseball that he once loved. He smiles […]

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Outfield Who’s Hot And Who’s Sinking Our Otherwise Perfect Team

July 29, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Comments

by: Disco Stu

We have just about made it to the trade deadline and the end of July. I looked at Outifields in Flux last week, but unwittingly only included AL teams. With plenty of moves almost certain in the next few days, I figured it made more sense to wait on the NL under we get more […]

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Fantastic Four Home Run Night For MLB Superhero Nick Kurtz

July 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 21 Comments

by: Dan Pants

I enjoy the internet’s daddy Pedro Pascal as much as anyone but there was an even more Fantastic Four happening Friday night and it was more cinematic than anything the MCU could dream up. The legend of Oakland Las Vegas Sacramento A’s first baseman Nick Kurtz continued as he hit a Fantastic Four home runs […]

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Corners Report: Midseason Rebrand

July 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball |

by: The Educator

Don’t worry, it’s still me, the same guy who has toiled at the kitchen table over an iPad covering the corner infield positions. I’m just trying to freshen up a bit. Kelder is boring. The Educator, as a real-life teacher, he’s a stallion. Wavy non-gray hair, no extra 20 pounds being carried around, and a […]

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