Williams, Gavin It All He’s Got

There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Struggling Sawx And Mets Pray And Pay Young Arms Help

April 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 373 Comments

by: Grey

Christian Scott will be called up to start on Thursday, as the Mets moved on from a man D. Peterson. Welp, can’t buy me love. I’d like a refresher cocktail, if you don’t mind. I said when he was called up for the first time on May 2nd, 2024, “Mets are promoting Christian Scott to […]

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I’ve Been Brainwashed Buy A Colt

April 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 319 Comments

by: Grey

The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]

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That Sal Folks Up The Giants

April 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Comments

by: Grey

Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]

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Yanks Reid Det And Weep

April 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 258 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. I mean, I can only guess, since he benched […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Hot And Cold April Hitters

April 14, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a comment

by: B_Don

April baseball is already delivering chaos, breakouts, and plenty of head-scratching performances, and this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast dives into it all. We kick things off with a wave of call-ups and injuries shaking up rosters across the league, from intriguing debuts like Noah Schultz and Sam Antonacci to the latest IL […]

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Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)

April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Comments

by: Grey

On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]

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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age

April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Comments

by: Grey

My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]

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Alcantara Gives Chicago A Ride On The L Train

April 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 258 Comments

by: Grey

Way too early for retractions and corrections from the editor. I’m not going to Editor’s Note less than a week in. I’m not Editor’s Noting: You do not have to hand it to player who I didn’t like. I will not be Editor’s Noting: The guy who I said in the preseason sucked, he’s good […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Early Player Rater Standouts

March 31, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 4 Comments

by: B_Don

The robot umps have infiltrated baseball and Grey is in love. The first-ever robot ump-related ejection was everything we wanted. There are several names in the top ten of the Razzball player rater putting up jaw-dropping slash lines through the first week of the fantasy baseball season. Plus, there are a bunch of rookies that […]

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