SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 3 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Struggling Sawx And Mets Pray And Pay Young Arms Help

April 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 373 Comments

by: Grey

Christian Scott will be called up to start on Thursday, as the Mets moved on from a man D. Peterson. Welp, can’t buy me love. I’d like a refresher cocktail, if you don’t mind. I said when he was called up for the first time on May 2nd, 2024, “Mets are promoting Christian Scott to […]

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I’ve Been Brainwashed Buy A Colt

April 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 319 Comments

by: Grey

The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]

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That Sal Folks Up The Giants

April 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Comments

by: Grey

Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]

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Yanks Reid Det And Weep

April 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 258 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. I mean, I can only guess, since he benched […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Hot And Cold April Hitters

April 14, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a comment

by: B_Don

April baseball is already delivering chaos, breakouts, and plenty of head-scratching performances, and this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast dives into it all. We kick things off with a wave of call-ups and injuries shaking up rosters across the league, from intriguing debuts like Noah Schultz and Sam Antonacci to the latest IL […]

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Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)

April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Comments

by: Grey

On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]

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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age

April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Comments

by: Grey

My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]

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Alcantara Gives Chicago A Ride On The L Train

April 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 258 Comments

by: Grey

Way too early for retractions and corrections from the editor. I’m not going to Editor’s Note less than a week in. I’m not Editor’s Noting: You do not have to hand it to player who I didn’t like. I will not be Editor’s Noting: The guy who I said in the preseason sucked, he’s good […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Early Player Rater Standouts

March 31, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 4 Comments

by: B_Don

The robot umps have infiltrated baseball and Grey is in love. The first-ever robot ump-related ejection was everything we wanted. There are several names in the top ten of the Razzball player rater putting up jaw-dropping slash lines through the first week of the fantasy baseball season. Plus, there are a bunch of rookies that […]

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The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down

March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Comments

by: Grey

Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]

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With A Delauter That Hot, It’s A Good Thing There’s A Team Of Guardians

March 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 318 Comments

by: Grey

Eleven years ago, I wrote, “The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ‘May your hamstrings stay forever young.’ That’s […]

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