SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!

July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 17: Trade Deadline Musings

July 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 2 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 17 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 14: Latz What I’m Talkin About

July 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Back from vacation (sadly), and my column got pushed back til Thursday this week, so here we go! SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out […]

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Buy Me A River

May 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 230 Comments

by: Grey

Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 9: Ladies Love Cool Rich

May 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 9 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Williams, Gavin It All He’s Got

May 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 27 Comments

by: Dan Pants

There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Struggling Sawx And Mets Pray And Pay Young Arms Help

April 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 373 Comments

by: Grey

Christian Scott will be called up to start on Thursday, as the Mets moved on from a man D. Peterson. Welp, can’t buy me love. I’d like a refresher cocktail, if you don’t mind. I said when he was called up for the first time on May 2nd, 2024, “Mets are promoting Christian Scott to […]

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I’ve Been Brainwashed Buy A Colt

April 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 319 Comments

by: Grey

The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]

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That Sal Folks Up The Giants

April 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Comments

by: Grey

Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]

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