SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 11: Alex Is A Thange Again

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | Leave a comment

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 11 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 10: More Like Ab-no Thank You-ribe

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 10 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking

May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]

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Why Couldn’t The Valdez Get Stuck In The Strait Of Hormuz?

May 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 357 Comments

by: Grey

I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]

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X-Ray Tech Screams Bingo After Tiles In Skubal’s Elbow Spells Out Trouble

May 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 290 Comments

by: Grey

People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring

May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Comments

by: Grey

‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 6: Ozuna, From the Pirates

April 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 7 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Last week was another successful week of streamers, and it really feels like we’re in the thick of the fantasy baseball grind now. That’s one thing I love about the MLB season, because the everyday grind is what keeps me ahead of the field. Just following the news and being active in your fantasy league […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 136: Are These Poor Starts Real?

April 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | 1 Comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 136th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss some callups and injury returnees before diving into a new batch of banged up players. Then we analyze slow starters to determine if the players in question can turn around their seasons. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things […]

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Plenty Of Sleeping Room For Angels’ Bats In California King

April 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Comments

by: Grey

Mike’s fine in most cases, but you know Michael King (5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 4 BBs, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.28) was like, “It’s Mike.” Then he paused for five seconds for the person to know when he started again it was going to be his last name. Finally, he continued, “King.” Then […]

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