Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank Foster Griffin,I don’t know, but today seems no batters be whiffin’,No barkin’ from my back, JJ Bleday givin’ major chubs,And mama cooked the breakfast while I set my fantasy lineups,I got my grub on, but didn’t leave Bleday out,Finally got a call from a girl I wanna […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland
April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]
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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax
April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Commentsby: Grey
We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus
April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Juan And Done?
April 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 3: Jakob Jun-is The Closer Now
April 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 3 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]
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Tout Draft & Hold, Part 3: A Marathon Conclusion
March 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Our Leagues |by: Roto-Wan
The Tout Wars Draft & Hold comes to its dramatic conclusion (part 1 & part 2). Here’s the second half of my draft grouped into buckets. Always More Pitching – Pound pitching every other round when you can. This group leaves me with little depth out of the gate, I’m afraid *gulps in spring training*. […]
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Ok, Star Wars gif guy, let’s not get too dramatic here. But for what it’s worth, it works – and at least we didn’t use AI for this one because I don’t know if I can survive that kind of roast again. Let’s not allow this to get in the way of the important […]
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In our 96th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by discussing the latest wave of injuries hitting the player pool, including Corbin Carroll, and freshest callups, including Chase Burnes. Then we discuss prospects that have caught our eyes to acquire in both fantasy leagues and stash away in our card collections. You can find us on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
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June 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 225 Commentsby: Grey
“Trevor Rogers shoved, bro!” I hear that, and my first thought is, “I do not have a brother for Rogers to shove.” My second thought is, “Why is he shoving people? Does he need anger management? I am legitimately concerned for Trevor Rogers.” My third thought is, “There’s no third thought.” My fourth thought is, […]
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