SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 14: Latz What I’m Talkin About

July 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Back from vacation (sadly), and my column got pushed back til Thursday this week, so here we go! SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Giving PCA His Flowers

June 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a comment

by: Mike Couillard

On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to navigate the latest MLB moves, including another injury to a first-round pick, as Bobby Witt Jr is dealing with a sprained knee ligament. Plus, do Spencer Strider and Mike Trout’s latest injuries spell doom for their careers? Then we […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 12: Elvis Has Entered The Chat

June 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 12 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 10: More Like Ab-no Thank You-ribe

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 10 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring

May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Comments

by: Grey

‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”

April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Comments

by: Grey

Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 136: Are These Poor Starts Real?

April 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | 1 Comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 136th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss some callups and injury returnees before diving into a new batch of banged up players. Then we analyze slow starters to determine if the players in question can turn around their seasons. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things […]

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Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow

April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Comments

by: Grey

Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]

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Plenty Of Sleeping Room For Angels’ Bats In California King

April 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Comments

by: Grey

Mike’s fine in most cases, but you know Michael King (5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 4 BBs, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.28) was like, “It’s Mike.” Then he paused for five seconds for the person to know when he started again it was going to be his last name. Finally, he continued, “King.” Then […]

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