Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings

Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]

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Phils Host Blue Jays For Schwarber Day And Christmas

August 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]

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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian

July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Comments

by: Grey

“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]

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Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

June 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 225 Comments

by: Grey

Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer

June 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]

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Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]

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White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

June 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 280 Comments

by: Grey

We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]

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