Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer

June 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]

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Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]

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White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

June 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 280 Comments

by: Grey

We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]

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Points Leagues: June Outfield Rankings

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Here we go for another look at the outfield situation. Before we get into it, there are a couple of things that I think are worth noting. First, you’ll see that I do not currently have Aaron Judge ranked. If he wasn’t hurt, he’d obviously be in the top-3, and probably not second or third. […]

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The Roycester Gets Shucked

May 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Comments

by: Grey

Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]

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Corners Ranks, Tiered for Your Pleasure

May 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Comments

by: kelder

It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]

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Points Leagues: May Outfield Rankings

May 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 8 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I don’t really have much to say by way of introduction this week. So we’ll just get to the rankings. The Top 12 Aaron Judge NYY Juan Soto NYM Yordan Alvarez HOU Corbin Carroll ARI Kyle Tucker LAD Julio Rodriguez SEA Cody Bellinger NYY Byron Buxton MIN James Wood WSH Jackson Chourio MIL Ronald Acuña […]

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Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts

May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]

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Corners Report: Category Boosters

May 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a comment

by: kelder

There are rules here. None of the players will be top ten in their respective positions on the player rater, and all will have flaws. They will, though, have a carrying category, one that holds positive value in flawed profiles. Everyone wants to talk about Sal Stewart. This one’s for you, the ones who grind, […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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Mets Overrun By The Cavalliry

April 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 241 Comments

by: Grey

I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]

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