Curtis Granderson hasn’t had a lead all season and you know what? He deserves one, consarn it! Yesterday, he went 2-for-4 with 2 steals. If I was producing a 30 for 30 about my fantasy season, I’d just follow Granderson around with a camera. “Sorry, Grey, no homers today, but how about two steals?” “Oh, […]
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Fantasy Baseball Pitchers, the 2nd Half Excellers
July 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 102 Commentsby: Grey
Excellers is now a word because you added it to your dictionaries. The other day I went over some 2nd half hitters. Today, it’s time for everyone’s favorite 2nd half fantasy baseball pitchers. Or maybe these won’t be your favorite pitchers. These are decisions you have to make on your own. I can walk you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nathan’s Now More Than Lips And Asses
July 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live and let’s change the Twins closer. Joe Nathan is now the closer with two saves this weekend. As I kinda said last week, Matt Capps was pitching so bad, he picked up Joe Nathan in his fantasy league. And that’s me paraphrasing me! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Vice-Closers Ready To Assume The SAGNOF-In-Chief
July 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 264 Commentsby: Grey
Trading season is upon us and Leo Nunez and Heath Bell could be out while Mike Dunn or Mike Adams could be in. And K-Rod is 5 minutes ago, according to Jessica Shaw. Every time Bell seems more likely to be traded first, Jeffrey Loria whips his checkbook onto the Marlins GM’s back to trade […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brandon Allen Wrenches Away Playing Time
July 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 70 Commentsby: Grey
It was a big day for one of my favorite mancrushes, Brandon Allen, as he was called up. In Triple-A this year, 18 homers, 7 steals and a .426 OBP. He’s cut from the same cloth as all the donkeys that have come before him. Hopefully, he’s less 2010 Big Donkey, because Adam Dunn looks […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Hitters, the 2nd Half Excellers
July 14, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 186 Commentsby: Grey
I think I made up the word excellers, but it should be a word, so add it into your Merriam-Webster, who was not a spinoff character from that Emmanuel Lewis show. Never the hoo! Here’s some 2nd half hitters for fantasy baseball who should be better than they were in the first half. To come […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bobbists Petition On Behalf Of Parnell
July 13, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Commentsby: Grey
I always thought Bobby Parnell was the little black kid in the movie, Role Models, but I stand corrected. Now I think he’s the new closer for the Mets. At least that’s what I hope. On one hand, I feel like the Mets will want to see what Parnell can do in the closer role. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to talk about? The newest The Challenge: Rivals? If this show were on E!, CT would not only have his own spinoff, but he’d be getting married to a Kardashian by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A-Rod Torn on Cougars, Meniscus
July 11, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 152 Commentsby: Grey
Apparently, A-Rod’s got a bucket list (get creative with letter replacements for b) that he wrote when he was 15 years old. Madonna, check. Cameron Diaz, check. Christie Brinkley, check. “I wonder if Phoebe Cates will come to my pool party.” To spice things up, he puts on Betamax copies of Skinemax movies. “Oh, Emmanuelle…” […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Despite Ronnie’s warnings, I fell in love with the Jor-Z, sure. I still like him a lot. You can totally Control-Alt-Delete this opening in keeper leagues too. But — and this is a J. Lo-sized but — Jordan Zimmermann is going to be shut down in the next month. The Nats are saying maybe another […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Depressing Red SS Situation Requires Pro Zack
July 8, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 95 Commentsby: Grey
Zack Cozart is a pickup in all leagues where you need a middle infidel. Go, I’ll wait here. *scratches chin, yawns, covers mustache with two fingers to see what I look like without it, shakes head* Welcome back! Cozart hit 17 homers and stole 30 bases last year. You know who that reminds me of? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Forget Stem Cell Research, Study Pujols!
July 6, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 177 Commentsby: Grey
Two weeks ago, Albert Pujols fractured his wrist. He said he was going to be out for 6 weeks but he wasn’t sure until he went back to his home planet Krypton, where he’s known as Al-El. On Krypton, Al-El had a heart-to-heart with a hologram image of Stan Musial. What Stan told Al-El was […]
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