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2023 Fantasy Baseball
Ambulance Chasers: Brandon Lowe’s Ow
Happy Saturday (or…whatever day it is wherever you are), Razzpeeps! This week has been a brutal week in terms of injuries: Yordan Álvarez, Pete Alonso,…
- keelinbillue
- June 10, 2023
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Pick Up A Pratto Ticket At the Buydega
(NOTE: THIS POST WAS RELEASED EARLY THIS WEEK ON OUR PATREON. IT’S $10/MONTH) I can search the site for old comments. It's my superpower. Well, that…
- Grey
- June 9, 2023
- 347
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Rolling In The Deep: Things Are Luken Up
It’s been a big week of fantasy-league-affecting baseball news, what with high-profile promotions, injuries, demotions, and season-ending surgeries. If you rostered Elly de la Cruz,…
- Laura Holt
- June 9, 2023
- 14
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Analytics Anonymous: Put Me In Coach, I’m Ready To Play
With the promotion of Elly De La Cruz this week, the fantasy baseball world is understandably pumped for yet another top rookie making an immediate…
- The Lineup Builder
- June 9, 2023
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
For 7 Innings, He Was Zack Weeler
Phillies’ pitchers have held the Tigers to 6 2/3 IP in Game 1; shutout on three hits in Game two and no hit yesterday by…
- Grey
- June 9, 2023
- 224
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Animal Style Burger
Shoutout to Harley Earl for this one, as he requested a Jake Burger piece. I am a man of the peeps. Although I’m a Fatburger…
- Son
- June 8, 2023
- 6
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Avoiding The Blurbstomp – A Straggler’s Handful
There are those among us pleased that Jacob DeGrom is getting a second Tommy John surgery. I do not count myself among them, as I…
- C.A. James
- June 8, 2023
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
5 Players To Watch In NCAA Super Regionals
We've reached the NCAA Super Regional round in college baseball, as just 16 of the nation's best teams are left standing. All the others are…
- Hobbs
- June 8, 2023
- 1
2023 Fantasy Baseball
What’s The Point: Prospect Up
What is up party people? This has already been an incredibly exciting week for baseball and we're not even to the weekend yet. Two of…
- Butters
- June 8, 2023
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Gray Throws 50 Shades Of Nasty At The Cardinals
On the left side of the screen, my face comes out and says, "Jon." My face comes out on the right side of the face…
- Grey
- June 8, 2023
- 371
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect News: What The Elly’s Going On In Cincinnati?
When was your last sitcom-style spit-take? I’m not sure I’ve ever done the full expulsion. It’s more like gagging on the liquid as I try…
- The Itch
- June 7, 2023
- 29
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Shot Down! Call Me Young Gun
I know, I said the ranks are coming this week. For the three of you who read to the end of the article, thanks for…
- kelder
- June 7, 2023
- 8
2023 Fantasy Baseball
SAGNOF: Hit Ji Bae Bae One More Time
Oh, baby, baby! A very good day to all of you Razzball enthusiasts! I hope everyone is ready for another installment of SAGNOF Wednesday with…
- MarmosDad
- June 7, 2023
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Brighter Days In Cincy Thanks To Elly D Light
Reds' manager, David Bell, who is commonly known as Dumb Bell, not because he's the dumbest motherf*cker to ever manage a baseball team -- Phil…
- Grey
- June 7, 2023
- 385
Deep Thoughts
May Gray Slides Into June Gloom For Hitters
Back into my ongoing series on sliders, we take a look at another adjustment that’s becoming a pattern around the league. Baseball is a game…
- Coolwhip
- June 6, 2023
- 5
2023 Fantasy Baseball
SAGNOF: David Bedgnarly Again
What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Bullpen update time! Don’t forget, the Razzball Bullpen Chart is manned by yours truly and updated like every single second (not really, but I…
- JKJ
- June 6, 2023
- 19
2023 Fantasy Baseball
DFS: Mitch Keller Has Hitters Seeing K’s Better Than Helen Ever Could
Welcome to June Razzball DFS fans. We continue to struggle with our high-priced bats coming up empty in DFS. Hoping to get that trend turned…
- The Great Knoche
- June 6, 2023
- 0
All Podcasts
Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Bryan Woo-Tang
So, you thought that Razzball didn’t have any ties to the rap game. You’d be wrong, well, kind of. Not really at all, but kind…
- B_Don
- June 6, 2023
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Trea And Phillie Pitching Has Me Pinky Circling My Aaron Nolas
Ah...you smell that? That's the inevitable runs that Aaron Nola (7 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 3 walks, ERA at 4.30. ) gives up every game,…
- Grey
- June 6, 2023
- 448
Featured
Top 100 Starting Pitchers For 2023: Week 10
We're nearing the 40% mark of the season, which means our favorite pitchers are fully loose and getting all sorts of problems with their shoulders…
- everywhereblair
- June 5, 2023
- 13
2023 Fantasy Baseball
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 9, 2023
We are into June now and baseball and the Razzball Commenter Leagues are in full swing. Players seem to be finding their groove and so…
- MattTruss
- June 5, 2023
- 14
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Countdown To Elly Getting The Celly To MLB: 2023 Middle Infielders
The future is now in Cincinnati. Entering play Sunday, the Reds are 6 games out of the NL Central lead. They’ve called up top pitching…
- scar
- June 5, 2023
- 12
2023 Fantasy Baseball
DFS: Listen All Y’All, It’s An Abbottage
The Reds are calling up their sensational left-hander, Andrew Abbott, and I’m going to have a tough time not playing him tonight. Abbott is the…
- rosineater
- June 5, 2023
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Here’s DeLuken At You Kids
Yesterday, the Dodgers called up Jonny DeLuca. He's been tearing up Triple-A, which is pretty impressive for a studio enforcer who's having an affair with…
- Grey
- June 5, 2023
- 432
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Start Dive Bar: June 5-11
Happy June, Dive Bar Patrons! We are just about 1/3rd of the way through the 2023 season. If you’ve been hanging on to players you…
- Steve Paulo
- June 4, 2023
- 5
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Top 100 Hitters: The Summer Heats Up
The weather has turned and our top 100 hitters are sizzling as June kicks off for our fantasy rosters. Looking back to last June, we…
- Jeremy Brewer
- June 4, 2023
- 20
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Fantasy Baseball H2H: Streamers Ain’t Dead – Week 10
Outside of Alex Wood, we were pleased with the results of last week’s article. Late Night LaMonte Wade had a big week for us, and…
- The Real Joey Bart
- June 4, 2023
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect News: Woo Child Things Are Gonna Get Easier
Mariners RHP Bryan Woo made his debut Saturday in Texas against one of baseball’s best teams, and it did not go well. A lot of…
- The Itch
- June 4, 2023
- 34
2023 Fantasy Baseball
FAAB Week 10: Home (Park), Sweet Home (Park)
After going through some new league averages for pitchers and batters last time, this week we will tackle updating for park factor changes, using Statcast.…
- Mike Couillard
- June 3, 2023
- 4
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Top Dynasty Keepers – A Pair Of Rookie Hurlers
Welcome back to another edition of Top Dynasty Keepers. The past two weeks have featured two young hitters in Nolan Gorman and Christopher Morel. So…
- Jakkers
- June 3, 2023
- 4
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Ambulance Chasers: Noot Noot Not Not
Greetings Razzballites! Long time no see. Did you miss me? No? That’s a little rude, but cool. Fine. I don’t have kids and recently spent…
- keelinbillue
- June 3, 2023
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
When It Comes To Elly De La, It’s Just Cruz, Myself and Buy
(NOTE: THIS POST WAS RELEASED EARLY THIS WEEK ON OUR PATREON. IT’S $10/MONTH) "Please welcome to the stage, De La Cruz, the Spanish-language De La Soul…
- Grey
- June 2, 2023
- 393
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Rolling In The Deep: Who’ll Bail(ey) Us Out This Week?
Well, kids, June has arrived. It’s time for fantasy teams to get it into gear if they want to get to or stay at the…
- Laura Holt
- June 2, 2023
- 12
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Analytics Anonymous: Did You Say…MORE POWER?
Here we are, another Friday afternoon, another week of fantasy baseball in the books. What to talk about this week…hmm Have I ever mentioned how…
- The Lineup Builder
- June 2, 2023
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
J Walker Crosses The Road Again To Busch Stadium
I was lost, out of sorts. I began standing at urinals with my pants at my ankles like I was a five-year-old. I’d say to…
- Grey
- June 2, 2023
- 222
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Let’s Play A Game Of Rooker
Snooker is an interesting game. Somtimes the shot is clear as day, unobstructed with only green felt laying between man, stick, ball and pocket. More…
- Son
- June 1, 2023
- 16
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Avoiding the Blurbstomp – The Juice Crew
Some days one has the juice, others the juice has dribbled between the humble 2x4's of your local park's picnic bench, to be scarfed by…
- C.A. James
- June 1, 2023
- 1
2023 Fantasy Baseball
The Bryce Is Right
Aye, if there’s ever a reason to Bob Barker something, we should do it. If not for me, then for the sake of the pets…
- Jay
- June 1, 2023
- 0
2023 Fantasy Baseball
What’s The Point: Jung Ho
What is up party people. The calendar has moved to June and I guess that means the season is in full swing. Some guys have…
- Butters
- June 1, 2023
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Josh Naylor(ioles) To The Wall
$bp("Brid_85586003", {"id":"13959","width":"480","height":"270","video":"1315624"}); I was feeling reflective yesterday, so I turned to the mirror and sang to myself, I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste–Mirror, "Please don’t sing…
- Grey
- June 1, 2023
- 318
