One thing to know about me is I love a good scatter plot. The sight of a bunch of circles plotted along carefully selected measures that represent the x-axis and y-axis, with oddly placed circles showing some type of oddity or superior achievement, and a cluster of circles showing some similarly grouped players or teams, […]
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Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t know why, but this week’s waiver wire article is full of W’s. We have guys like Walker, Warren, and Wacha in search of wins for our fantasy teams from the waiver wire. I wonder why weird wonders like that happen across the waiver wire, but who would know? Ok, sorry, I’m done. But […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello deep league friends, hope the fantasy baseball gods are treating you well as we settle into another wild season. Most of my teams are struggling to get out of the gate, and I’m already wondering if I should create a future league with categories like “pitchers who’ve never had major arm trouble suddenly announcing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Good day, everyone, and welcome back to another Up-And-Coming Dynasty Player post.
The player I am featuring this week has actually been around for a while as he made his debut in 2023. Say hello, again, to Jordan Walker.
The slugging Cardinal burst onto the scene with a very nice rookie season in 2023, only to fall out of favor with most fantasy owners due to back-to-back horrific seasons in 2024 and 2025.
But Walker is off to a great start and I don’t think this is just a lucky streak. I think it is a case of Walker finally figuring things out.
So let’s take a look at Jordan Walker.
Please, blog, may I have some more?“Weathers/Springs eternal,” he wrote in magic marker on his newly-burned compact disc that had all his favorite songs, “I Will Always Love You,” Unchained Melody,” Can’t Help Falling In Love,” “Your Song,” and “Something,” by The Beatles, not “Something” as in he forgot the song. He handed the compact disc to his son and said, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You’ll have to pardon me, dear reader. I am reeling at how boring the Brewers city connect jerseys are. Truly, they’re trying to appeal to the entire state, and were clearly designed by someone from Chicago who never spoke to anyone in Wisconsin, hence the Wisco on the front. But that’s my problem. Your problem […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Normally, I try and emulate Grey with a funny, witty, 2nd-level intro, but all that results is an intro. That is why Grey is the GOAT. Luckily, the universe has provided everything for me this week. Jam On It was, is, and will forever be The Jam. And that is how Mauricio Dubon fans must […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, every team has about 12 games down and about 150 still to go after the first two weeks of the season. Since 12 games aren’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend our first post of the season looking at the risers and fallers in fantasy baseball […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 134th episode, Mike Couillard is joined by resident doctor (but not really a doctor) Keelin Billue to discuss how to navigate the rash of injuries facing our fantasy squads plus some requisite White Sox chat. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I drafted MacKenzie Gore year after year. You could tell because the seasons changed like in Notting Hill after she leaves him. The only difference is MacKenzie Gore didn’t stand in front of me in the preseason and say, “I’m just a boy standing in front of handsome man asking him to draft me again.” […]
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