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Yahoo’s Fantasy Baseball

November 24, 2011 By: Grey Category: Y to Z 25 Comments →

If you search for fantasy baseball, the first result is Yahoo Fantasy Baseball.  (We’re first for fantasy baseball blog.  Natch!  Or natchurally, if you’re long-winded.)  But this isn’t about Yahoo fantasy baseball.  (Is Yahoo always with an exclamation mark?  Yahoo has a volume problem, huh?)  When people find us, they are not searching for Yahoo fantasy baseball, but what are they searching for when they find us?  Since it’s a holiday, I decided to break away from the normal schedule of 2012 fantasy baseball rookies and look at exactly what people do search for when they find us.  Last year, we had our biggest year.  Over 7 million people found us.  (I think about 6.9 million found us with the search query “What is SAGNOF?”  Neverthehoo…)  That’s a big Happy Thanksgiving to you from all of us here at Razzball.  Now here are 20 actual searches for people who found Razzball and my answers to their searches:

1. Is Jaymes Nix a drunk? — Nope, he just likes to celebrate Laynce and Jayson’s accomplishments with alcohol, hookers and making the Y sign from the YMCA dance.
2. Where can I get a funny fantasy baseball team name? — Your brain?  Or you can try our fantasy baseball team name generator or just go with an obscure, overweight player “Ate My Baby.”  For instance, Rich Garces Ate My Baby.
3. Hot Bat Injection of Bonnie Franklin for a Rubby — I’m gonna assume this person was a big fan of One Day at a Time and Rubby de la Rosa and just move on.
4. Sick Schnauzer might just be gas? — It’s possible, or maybe your significant other is simply blaming your dog.
5. Did Tommy Lee Jones get 160 on the SATs? — Pfft!  He has pockmarks that scored higher.
6. Zodiac Killer’s third nipple — No answer here, but if you’ve stumbled onto evidence that will crack this long-unsolved case, please notify the authorities.
7. Fantasy Baseball on Twitter? — I answer questions in the comments here and don’t do much on our Twitter feed except link to the site, but you can try Eric Karabell’s Twitter feed.
8. Wally Backman really Gordon Shumway? — No, Mookie Wilson is Gordon Shumway; Backman is Willie Tanner.
9. What reality show was Grey Albright on? — I’m not saying, but you can try to piece together clues from my (e)book, Who Is Grey Albright?
10. Watch me eat a lemon and a lime and piss Sprite! — Sounds like we had a Mythbuster reading Razzball!
11. Need to get naughty bits clean of Sriracha — Try soap and ice water.  Also, there’s a reason why the Sriracha bottle has a rooster, not a cock.
12. Razzball’s tag line? — Razzball:  Something to read between masturbation sessions.
13. Rumored Suitors is a great album title for? — Jodeci.
14. You got Rick Schroder rolled! — You just did again.
15. How do you pronounce Furbush? — It’s German.  Correct pronunciation is Führerhairkraut.
16. When does Charlie Morton make his salt? — Between seasons.
17. What does Cliff Lee’s gym bag look like? — This.
18. What happens to extra money left at a fantasy draft? — It goes to starving children in the Sudan.
19. What the hell is Garrett Atkins up to nowadays? — He’s darning sweaters.
20. How does Grey keep his mustache so full? — That I can’t share with you.  Now go spend time with your family!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Bill Lee — Spaceman!

November 15, 2011 By: Paulie Allnuts Category: Y to Z 24 Comments →

Most players answer questions yes or no. I end up with a two-page dissertation on the Coriolis effect on how the ball spins. I’m not putting people on. I’m telling the truth. But people consider me flaky. The word “sinister” comes from the Latin word for left-handed, you know. — Bill Lee, 1978

Bill Lee was one of the more eccentric, and certainly the most refreshingly original character in baseball in the last several generations. The Spaceman was the quintessential figure of the ‘70’s counterculture, and was perhaps better known for his at times outlandish behavior then his pitching, which was actually very good. Lee had a career record of 119-92 in a 14 year career spanning 1969-1982, in which the initial five years of his career were spent toiling as a reliever. He had a lifetime ERA of 3.92, and won 17 games three straight seasons for the Boston Red Sox, and 16 games for the Montreal Expos in 1979. He even once discussed his specialty, the Leephus Pitch, an offshoot of the Eephus Pitch,  The Eephus pitch, first thrown in 1942 by pitcher Rip Sewell, was named by Sewell’s teammate, outfielder Maurice Van Robays. When asked what it meant, Van Robays replied, “‘Eephus ain’t nothing, and that’s a nothing pitch.” (The Hebrew word “efes” means “nothing.”)  Lee discussed the Leephus pitch, which follows a high, arcing trajectory and is very slow. But all of that in some ways seemed but a side show to Lee’s antics, as well as his views on politics and the cosmos.

The Ace from Space was quoted by Sports Illustrated saying: “You have two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.” In 1979, he went on a banana diet. “Did you ever see a monkey with a cramp?” He began to acquire a cult following; fans would assemble outside Fenway Park, waiting for Lee to appear on game day, so that they might exchange their ideas on philosophical issues.  On one occasion, he told them: “The secret to life was “at Fernwood Court in Topanga Canyon.” When one of his followers questioned him as to its significance, Lee responded: “That’s where the Dragon Lives.” He also discussed advanced Epistemological and Cosmic Studies in relation to baseball:  “I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won’t matter if I get this guy out.” On one occasion he request that his uniform number be changed to 337, as that spelled Lee upside down. He was fined $8,250 for admitting he sprinkled marijuana on his pancakes. He then exacerbated the issue when he endorsed legalizing hashish, stating that smoking marijuana while jogging to Fenway Park reduced the effect of bus fumes on his lungs. He once wore a gas mask at batting practice to protest air pollution.. When the Red Sox switched to a two-tone baseball cap, Lee’s reaction was to wear a propeller on top. Later on, he decided to run for the Presidency, as a candidate for the Rhinoceros Party. His platform: no guns, no butter.

Perhaps worse, he began denigrating his manager, Don Zimmer, in public, calling him “The Designated gerbil.” Zimmer was old-school, and it was perhaps inevitable that he would clash with the Spaceman. In 1978, Lee and Zimmer had an unfortunate public feud concerning Zim’s handling of the pitching staff. A number of the more liberal-minded Bosox aligned themselves with Lee, forming a group called “The Buffalo Heads”, protesting what they saw as Zimmer’s tyrannical nature.   Zimmer’s response was to trade some of the group, including Ferguson Jenkins and Bernie Carbo, and relegate Lee to the bullpen. The wisdom of these moves was debatable, as Lee was a noted Yankee killer; Zimmer’s stubborn refusal to start Lee in two late season series was possibly one more reason why the Red Sox let a 14 game lead slip, ultimately losing the division to the Yankees in a one game pennant as a result of the eternal shot by Bucky F’ing Dent. Being consigned to the baseball equivalent of Siberia was not an easy pill for Lee to swallow; despite everything, he was an intense competitor, who had a strong dislike of the Yankees, especially ex-manager Billy Martin, whom he once referred to, along with his players, as “That Neo- Nazi and his Brown Shirts.”  Soon afterwards, Lee reported receiving a dead mackerel, sent by messenger; attached to it was a note, allegedly from Martin, which stated “Put this in your purse, you #(&@@&*”

The next year, Lee was traded to the Montreal Expos. His comment when informed of the trade: “Who wants to be with a team that will go down in history alongside the ‘64 Phillies and the ‘67 Arabs?” Again, Lee had some success with the Expos, winning 16 games, but he was later released after he refused to play after Montreal released his good friend and teammate Rodney Scott. He engaged in a sit-in outside of team President John McHale’s office, who found him sitting on the floor munching on a peanut butter sandwich.

Concerning the traditions of baseball, Lee was as Conservative as his politics were Liberal. “I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.”  And then again: “No mascots,” Lee added. “No mascot, no designated hitter, no music between innings. Hot dogs, peanuts and go get ‘em.”He despised the Designated Hitter Rule, especially concerning the manner in which it minimized late inning strategic decisions. He once commented that since the implementation of the DH rule, the manager’s only role was to make out the lineup card, and make sure all of the players got to the airport on time. He wanted baseball to return to the practice of Sunday doubleheaders, and wished to ban Astroturf.  Beyond anything else, he believed in the purity of the game; in fact, he compared it to a spiritual experience: “You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.” He thought there should be “holy water inside the turnstiles and everyone will have to genuflect before going into the stadium.”

Bill Lee was inducted into the Red Sox Hall of Fame on November 7, 2008. During the ceremony, Lee reminisced about a famous brawl between the Yankees and Red Sox in 1976, which was initiated after Yankee Lou Piniella ran over Bosox catcher Carlton Fisk in a play at the plate. . During the fight, Lee suffered a severe injury, separating his left shoulder. Lee initially blamed the injury on Yankee third baseman Graig Nettles, (although he subsequently believed that Billy Martin had encouraged the Yankees to be more confrontational during the fight.) Lee then revealed that he carries Nettles’ baseball card in his wallet, explaining, “I keep this in here so that Nettles’ face is always up against the back of my ass no matter where I go.” In homage to Lee’s pursuit of quirky individualism, legendary rock artist Warren Zevon wrote a song entitled “The Ballad of Bill Lee.”

The Ballad of Bill Lee
By Warren Zevon

You’re supposed to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things
Man, that’s hard to do
And if you don’t, they’ll screw you
And if you do, they’ll screw you, too

When I’m standing in the middle of the diamond all alone
I always play to win
When it comes to skin and bone

And sometimes I say things I shouldn’t
Like…
And sometimes I say things I shouldn’t
Like…

The 2011 Razzballies

September 30, 2011 By: Grey Category: Y to Z 59 Comments →

Welcome to the year end Razzball Awards!  Or as they call them in New Jersey, the “What’s this crap?”  Unlike the ESPYs, you won’t have to wear a tux or listen to Derek Jeter try to be funny.  Speaking of Viagra — Vlad’s got one good leg and he’s not wearing a shoe on it.  Nope, for these awards, all you need to do is read.  What a novel concept!  Pun point, snitches!  Anyway, here’s the 2011 Razzball Year End Awards:

Fantasy AL Most Valuable Player – Granderson made an interesting case for MVP, but it involved reading and I don’t do that.  Justin Verlander might’ve won this award if he wasn’t a pitcher (that’s a joke; don’t inundate the comments with how he should be the MVP even though he’s a pitcher).  So my AL Fantasy MVP is Jacoby Ellsbury.  When Ellsbury was asked how it felt to win the AL MVP Razzballie, he said, “How’d you get my address?”

Fantasy NL Most Valuable Player – The day after opening day, I relayed this story, “A friend went to Kemp’s party after the Dodgers opening night win at a club here in LA.  Two hours after the win, Kemp was standing on the bar with two champagne bottles flipped over, pouring them into his mouth like he was a fountain.”  Hey, it worked for Miggy and Mickey Mantle too.  Kemp, you are the belle of the Razzballies!

Fantasy AL Cy Young – This was a tough call for the Razzball panel that votes.  See, cause the panel is made of a hundred monkeys wearing organ grinder outfits and when I showed them a picture of Verlander, they scratched their ass.  Wait, that’s the BBWAA.  I’m picking these awards on my own.  Yeah, Verlander wins.  A Razzballie is better than the AL MVP, trust me.

Fantasy NL Cy Young – Clayton Kershaw gets the mustache trophy.  Wait, that’s the RCL trophy.  I’m gonna handle that on Monday.  Stay tuned!  Or not.

Fantasy AL Least Valuable Player – Carl Crawford made a solid case for terrible, but the Blunder Twins screwed everyone.  Joe Mauer just flat out raked if you were to read that in the mirror and it then read “crap” not “dekar,” but he’s just a catcher.  Justin Morneau took sucking to a level that was biblical while also making it seem like he killed your deity of choice himself.  Morneau, may you rest in peace because you are dead to me.

Fantasy NL Least Valuable Player – As much as I’d like to give David Wright or Ryan Zimmerman this award, the award for totally sucking up the suckhole in the NL this year goes to Hanley Ramirez.  He was injured half the year, and when he played, you wish he was injured.  At least it seems like it didn’t bother him to suck this year.  He really took it in stride, right?  BECAUSE HE DOESN’T CARE!  I know, Al Caps.  That was my point.  MY BAD.

Fantasy POS – Adam Dunn.  He was only eligible at 1st base, but somehow he ended up the biggest POS.

Fantasy Hitter You Most Likely Dropped and Picked Up A Dozen Times – Oh my God, Cameron Maybin is hitting!  Hmm… Now I don’t think he is.  Wait!  He is!  Well, maybe he isn’t.  No, he definitely is!  Oh, he’s injured.  He’s healthy but is he hitting?  Yes!  No!  Let me ask Grey!

Player You Had Forever and Most Wanted to Drop – You, “I don’t care if Mike Napoli gets 30 homers, I just want to drop him.”  Me, “Just hold him.”  You, “Okay… Well, what if Lucroy is available?”

Player On The Top Of Your Waivers That You Just Couldn’t Bring Yourself to Pick Up – Really, Ben Revere? I see that he has 34 steals, but I’m still kinda glad I never picked him up.

Pitcher You Streamed So Much You Ended Up Owning Him – Doug Fister.  His only drawback was during the season when you’d shout out his name in jubilation, your wife would cover your kid’s ears and ask you to please stop that.

Player You Were Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop From, But Thankfully It Never Did – Asdrubal Cabrera.  Granderson could’ve won this award, but Asdrubal never hit more than 6 homers prior to this season.  By mid-May, everything Asdrubal gave you was icing.  Hmm, that sounds pretty gross.

Player You Were Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop From and It Ended Up Kicking You in the Groin – Rickie Weeks.  Grey, was wrong, Weeks is totally putting together another huge, healthy season!  Wait, wha’ happened?  17 pre-All-Star break homers turned to 3 post-All-Star break homers?  Gah!  I should’ve traded him.

Player You Were Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop From and When It Did You Were Okay With It – Troy Tulowitzki.  Seems like he needs to get injured every year, like it’s in his contract with the devil.  This year September was his month to take a seat.  Thankfully, by the time Tulo got to September, he already gave you the stats you wanted from him.

Player You Traded Away That You Most Regretted – It’s June and I’m kinda done with Dan Uggla.  I’m gonna take a trade of Josh Johnson for him and hope he returns healthy.  …Hey, look at that, Uggla’s hit in 2 straight games.  Hmm… 10 straight?  20?  Oh, Christmas garland!  What is happening?  Josh Johnson isn’t returning?  But he said he would!  I hate Dan Uggla!

Player You Traded For That You Most Regretted – Chase Utley is back and that can only mean one thing… Pomade and MVP awards!  Maybe that’s two things.  Whatever, Utley can do it!

Top SAGNOF – Michael Bourn/Craig Kimbrel (tie)

Player Who Pulled A Kotchman – Last year Justin Morneau took John McDonald’s knee off his head.  Morneau has now taken the phrase ‘taking a knee’ to a whole new level.

Biggest Waste Of A Razzball Glossary TermJobacum – Only because I gave the award to Sparkakis last year and that schmohawk doesn’t deserve two Razzballies.

Slam & Legs Award – Grandy could’ve won this award, but let’s give it to the Melkman.  Melky, cereal baby!

Remember That Feeling You Had When You Walked In On Your Parents Having Sex, This Pitcher Gave You That Feeling Every Fifth Day – Francisco Lirano.  Take a bow, Liriano…So I can kick you in the ass.

Fantasy Baseball vs. Fantasy Hockey

August 22, 2011 By: Grey Category: Y to Z 47 Comments →

Well, first off, there’s more teeth in baseball.  Also, less consonants.  In fantasy hockey, it seems like everyone’s name is Marc Rzepczynski.  Hockey also makes for better video games.  Or at least it did the last time I played video games — 1994 EA NHL on Sega Genesis.  That’s pretty much all I know of hockey.  In fantasy hockey, is “one-timers” a category?  Does Wayne Gretzky still bleed if you check him really hard?  Are Alexander Mogilny and Pavel Bure still ridiculously fast?  I’m used to a lot of foreign players in baseball but usually from places with good food.   You could count the number of good dishes in Russian, Canadian, Czech, Slovakian, and Scandanavian cuisine with the fingers on one of Joey Kocur’s mangled hands (Rudy gets the assist on that joke).  Blech.  If I wrote about fantasy hockey, I’d have to brush off some Eastern European jokes and might end up sounding like Yakov Smirnoff.  For all I know, Yakov Smirnoff is a name of a hockey player.  In Soviet Russia, fantasy hockey plays you!  But, you know what?  It doesn’t matter what I know of hockey, because I’m not writing about it, but someone else is over at our sister Razzball site — It’s fantasy hockey, ya’ll!

That’s right, just when you thought Razzball couldn’t get any more awesome (if you consider this awesome — if you’re indifferent, then just ignore this post.).  Wanna know how great/awful that player is with the last name you can’t pronounce?  Wanna see some fantasy hockey rankings?  Wanna enjoy the incongruity of using the name Razzball for a sport that, like a eunuch, is ball-less?  Wanna just read about hockey even though you have no interest in it whatsoever?  That’s the spirit!  I’m sure all you’ve grown to love about fantasy baseball here will be rolled up into a big ball of ice and quadrupled over at Razzball Hockey.  So go there now, and tell ‘em Grey sent ya!

You Can Look It Up

July 26, 2011 By: Paulie Allnuts Category: Y to Z 16 Comments →

About five weeks ago, Andrew L, one of the managers in our RCL League (The ECFBL), was perusing the names of some of the players chosen in the recent MLB draft. Dominating the headlines were Trevor Gretzky, the son of Wayne Gretzky, arguable the greatest player in the history of hockey, as well as Pudge Jr,  However, the San Diego Padres drafted an outfielder from Valparaiso University, named Kyle Gaedele, in the sixth round.  Kyle happens to be a great-nephew to Eddie Gaedel, who was, of course, Bill Veeck’s midget, who would achieved baseball immortality.

At the end of the 20th Century, the editors of The Sporting News listed the pinch-hit at bat by Eddie Gaedel as baseball’s “Most unusual and unforgettable moment.”  It not only allowed Gaedel his proverbial “15 minutes of fame” but became the act of showmanship most associated with Bill Veeck Jr., the greatest showman in the history of baseball.

The story of Eddie Gaedel begins with the legendary John McGraw.  In the early days of baseball, many teams had mascots, who they felt were a source of good luck.  Connie Mack’s Philadelphia Athletics employed a hunchback named Louis Van Zelst; the players would rub his head before they came to bat.  McGraw hired a rather eccentric backwoods piney named Charlie Faust who stated that he had both magical and mystical abilities which could be employed in a pernicious manner against the opposition.  McGraw was highly superstitious, and, in fact, the team went on a tear after he hired Faust, winning the pennant.  As a type of reward, McGraw allowed him to play in two meaningless games, where he allowed one run and scored twice.  (Faust apparently had a delusional disorder and later died in an insane asylum.)  McGraw used to have conversations with his friend William Veeck Sr., owner of the Chicago Cubs, concerning this episode, as well as his musings concerning sending up a midget to bat.  William’s son Bill Veeck Jr. overheard this conversation when he was a kid, keeping it in the back of his mind for years.  Some historians believe that Veeck came up with the idea from James Thurber’s short story, “You can look it up,” in which a midget was sent up to bat to take a walk, although Veeck always denied this as his inspiration.

Veeck Jr. was owner of a number of teams during his lifetime, but none were as pathetic as the St. Louis Browns circa 1950’s; many consider this franchise the most woeful in major league history.  At the time, Veeck was going bankrupt, the stadium was falling apart, and there were rumors of the imminent relocation of the team to Baltimore (which actually occurred several years later).  Veeck, undoubtedly the greatest showman in baseball’s history, decided to put on an extravaganza to boost attendance.  1951 was the 50th anniversary of the American League, and, coincidentally, the birthday of the Browns’ radio sponsor, Falstaff Brewery.  Veeck promised to give away tiny bottles of Falstaff beer, a piece of birthday cake, and ice cream for all attendees.  The promotion attracted 18,000 fans, the highest attendance of the season.  And, both the fans and the Falstaff agents knew that with Veeck, there would be other surprises in the offing, as they breathlessly awaited the end of the first game of the doubleheader, a doubleheader of no consequence between the 7th and 8th place teams.  The celebration offered hand-balancing and trampoline acts, as well as a show by Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of Baseball.  To top off the festivities, a midget, Eddie Gaedal, jumped out of a 7’ birthday cake.  Then the second game of the doubleheader commenced.

Falstaff’s patrons, and some fans, were mildly disappointed.  Veeck had done similar acts on many prior occasions, including having elephants traipse the ball field and a midget buggy race.  Little did they know what surprise Veeck had in mind.

Several weeks before the game, Veeck had hired Eddie Gaedal; he was familiar with Gaedal from the circus acts that he occasionally used for his pre-game festivities.  He signed him to a contract, sending it to the league office for approval.  He then surreptitiously coached Gaedel (who measured out to 3’7” and weighed 65 pounds) as to what he wished him to do.  When asked by Veeck what he knew about baseball, he said, “I know that you are supposed to hit the white ball with the bat.  And, then you run somewhere.”  Veeck proceeded to show him how to take a deep stance; his strike zone was 1 ½ inches.  He was then instructed to take four straight pitches, not removing the bat from his shoulders.  However, as Eddie began to accept the idea of going up to bat, he started to have grandiose dreams of glory, and he started practicing his swing.  This alarmed Mr. Veeck, who stated that he had taken out a one million dollar insurance policy on him and then threatened to take a shotgun into the stands and shoot him at the first indication that Eddie was going to take a lick at the ball.

The ball game began.  In the batter’s box stood Frank Saucier.  All of a sudden, the loudspeaker announced that Eddie Gaedel, number 1/8, was going to bat for Saucier.  As Gaedal stepped into the batter’s box, the home plate umpire Ed Hurley stated, “This can’t be!” and summoned Veeck, who promptly showed him the paperwork verifying that Gaedal was a legitimate member of the squad.  The umpire then called for play to commence.  Gaedel then squeaked, “Throw it in there, fat, and I’ll moider it.”  The catcher, Bob Swift, got down on his knees in order to give the pitcher a target.  Bobby Cain, the pitcher, could barely keep a straight face at the mound.  Any thoughts that Eddie had of hitting were disabused by Cain, who threw fastballs, none of them getting close to the miniscule strike zone.   Gaedel walked to first, and the fans erupted with an ovation for Eddie, who played to the crowd all the way to the dugout.  When Saucier told him he was a real ham, Gaedel replied, “I felt like Babe Ruth out there.”

The fallout was considerable, and predictable.  The press took it well, and some opined that it was the funniest thing that ever happened in baseball.  The moguls of the game had a different point of view; some of the words used to describe the incident were “tawdry,” “mockery,” and “cheap travesty.”  In attacking the event, they unwittingly played right into Veeck’s hands:  “I was counting on the deacons to turn Gaedel into a full week’s story by attacking me spitting on their cathedral.”  League President Will Harridge even attempted to have the walk stricken from the sacred archives but was persuaded to leave it as is, for how then could one account for the runner on base, as well as the four pitches by Cain?  All of this brouhaha resulted in attendance skyrocketing for the following week.  At any rate Veeck had promised Gaedel immortality, and he delivered on his promise.  He argued that there were no criteria in the rule book concerning size requirements.  What exactly would be the height limits?  Would Wee Willie Keeler or Phil Rizzuto qualify?  Gaedel later became somewhat filled with himself, accusing the Commissioner of discrimination against midgets, and wishing to sue League President Will Harridge “for ruining my baseball career.”

Gaedal’s one plate appearance turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.  He became an instant media celebrity and was able to capitalize on this appearance for the remainder of his life, getting speaking engagements, frequent interviews, and lucrative financial opportunities.  Veeck later hired Eddie once again, as he and several fellow wee people floated down onto the grounds of Comiskey Park, in the midst of a game, dressed in Martian regalia, telling shortstop Luis Aparicio and second sacker Nellie Fox  TO “Take me to your leader”; that they had come down to earth to assist them in their battle against the Giant Earthlings.

In September of 1951 Eddie was arrested in Cincinnati for screaming obscenities.  He attempted to convince the policeman that he was a big league player, with no apparent success.

Eddie died a tragic death in 1963, passing away from a heart attack after a mugging.  When he died, he got a front page obituary in the NY Times.  The jersey he wore is enshrined at Cooperstown.  The athletic supporter, which was retrieved from the shower room floor at Sportsman’s Park, was donated to the Baseball Reliquary by the Veeck family.

Moss Lipow, writing in the Baseball-Reference, summarized Gaedel’s career:
“His OBP will never be exceeded.  Strange to think he died in a barroom brawl, a badass stud athlete who died with his boots on.”