Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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N-Mart Is Like H-Mart Except He Sells BibimBABIP

August 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 187 Comments

by: Grey

It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]

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Sawx Wet Wilyer The Sox

August 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]

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Dodgers Pour Tarik Into Their Day Parade Of Aces

August 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 286 Comments

by: Grey

Dodgers are at 41% chance of winning the World Series. In a game like baseball, where anything can happen on any given day, that’s insane. Dodgers should be more like 98%. Who’s doing these odds? They’re so dumb! Why couldn’t any other team but the Dodgers get Tarik Skubal? It’s not like other teams don’t […]

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The Woodruff Is On Fire, We Don’t Need No Water

June 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Brandon Woodruff went 6 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.00 as he was activated from the IL. Was between starting and not starting him in a lot of leagues. Deeper leagues like NL-Only, and I had to start him. In shallower leagues, I left him in the IL. Now? […]

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There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.

June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Comments

by: Grey

A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]

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Trolling The Outfield Depths For Judge Fill-Ins

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

So your Fantasy team just lost Aaron Judge. First of all, my best wishes. I know, I know, I know. In the course of life, it’s obviously meaningless. I mean, Aaron Judge himself will be absolutely fine and hopefully, for the Yankees’ sake, makes it back for the playoffs. They have great starting pitching and […]

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Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis

June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]

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Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb

June 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]

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Reds Put Elly On The Shelly, Send Arroyo To Ohio

June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]

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Rolling In The Deep: There’s No (C)Ryan In Fantasy Baseball

May 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 8 Comments

by: Laura Holt

Hello friends! May is drawing to a close, which is a not-so-subtle reminder to all of us fantasy types that the first two months of the sixth month baseball season are in the books. A third of a season becomes more than a tiny sample size, and there’s no more pretending that the weaknesses in […]

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Acuña Waited Tilde End Of May To Begin His Season

May 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Ronald Acuña Jr. went 1-for-3, 4 RBIs with a slam (3) and double legs (9, 10), hitting .238. The homer was a grand slam, and his 1st home run since April 24th. Got this text yesterday from my buddy and fantasy baseball ‘pert, Mike Gianella, “One healthy year for 2021-25, his ’22 and ’24 […]

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