My prospect writer and your prospect writer, sittin’ by the fire, your prospect writer say Elko gonna set my fantasy roster on fire. Talkin’ hey now (hey now), hey now (hey now), Elko, Elko, Elko ahem, he’s a jock-but-how-mo FAAB would ya spend on him? Happy Mother’s Day to our five lady readers. Your eyeballs […]
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Tobias Myers
Please see our player page for Tobias Myers to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
I watched every single second of AJ Smith-Shawver‘s start and I ran through the wall so many times the Kool-Aid filed a copyright suit against me. Trademark this, beeyatch! Only, I didn’t say beeyatch. I said nothing on advice of my counsel. You can’t take these things lightly. Could AJ Smith-Shawver (8 IP, 0 ER, […]
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This week’s biggest question mark is probably out in Arizona. Corbin Burnes was originally lined up to be a part of this list, but it was announced that a shoulder issue means he will be getting skipped at least one turn through the rotation. Ryne Nelson is being widely speculated as being the man to […]
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KC’s Cameron Flirts With A Noahitter
April 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 292 Commentsby: Grey
Noah Cameron sounds like a Prime Minister but he’s on the Royals, and that feels like a no-can-do. Can a member of the Royal family also be a PM? I don’t know, but better yet: I don’t care. Only way Noah Cameron could’ve looked better last night is if he went against the Tories. Noah […]
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It was really frustrating to see Jose Soriano get blown up as my first streamer of the week, but everything improved after that. In fact, we got gems from Andrew Heaney and Max Meyer, with both players looking like must-roster players for the foreseeable future. TJ Friedl and Andrew Benintendi were also solid streamers from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Beck’s Not A Loser Baby, But The Rockies Are
April 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 193 Commentsby: Grey
So, that’s why they got rid of Zac Veen? Oh, you know I’m on that bullshit still. You know I am! How do you not know this by now? This is what I do! Complain about the Rockies! Jordan Beck had a three-homer day yesterday, going 4-for-7 with 5 RBIs as the Rockies were swept […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? RazzSlam Recap: We Got The Jazz, We Got The Jazz
March 24, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 211 Commentsby: Grey
I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my seatbelt isn’t on or I need oil. That is me. What better way to elevate the Everyman Culture than to take […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week, I gave you a breakdown of our TGFBI league’s draft with a write-up on the starters that both The Lineup Builder and I chose from our respective draft slots. That was a pretty extensive breakdown of arms, and I hope it helped you gather up some information about certain […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? No Arrested Development For Jobe
March 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 266 Commentsby: Grey
[smells in deeply] What’s that, a new baseball season? How do I know? Because they’re playing baseball! That’s the wrong answer? Oh, because Royce Lewis is injured! That has to be the answer! No? That’s not it either? Because I’m craving a hot dog? Because I just stood outside and screamed at myself for starting […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Starters to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
March 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 406 Commentsby: Grey
Today concludes the fantasy baseball sleepers‘ portion of our program. Like the 3rd basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target or outfielders to target, this post is necessary. You need to target the right names at the end of the draft for starters. As I always say, starters are available later. As with other target posts, these guys are being drafted […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. If you think drafting a league against a bunch of Fantasy Baseball ‘experts’ with a 4-hour pick clock is stressful…well, what would you say if I told you it’s even more stressful to do three of those drafts at once? We began our […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You
March 13, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 245 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I had an accident where I slammed my head into a wall, which caused me to say stupid things, and I said Elly De La Cruz was overrated. Thankfully, I had an operation, removing the idiot from my brain and I have a chance to make amends. As they always say, “Make amends, […]
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