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by: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
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by: MarmosDad
Wait, you mean, you want me to cover another Friday night roundup, and it just so happens to be another Friday night where the Mariners are giving the ball to Bryan Woo? I don’t know if Dan Pants has been stricken with the same illness that a lot of the AL West hitters have suffered […]
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by: Dan Pants
Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]
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Colorado Rockies starting pitcher—wait, what? Seriously? Well, alright then, let’s do this! Colorado Rockies starting pitcher slash heartthrob Kyle Freeland shut down the San Diego Padres for eight dominant innings, allowing just two hits and striking out ten for his fourth win of the year. Coors is a Freeland now! Denverites rejoice! The southpaw, who […]
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A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
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If you blink at Matt Wallner‘s stats, you can see how he could be a perennial 30+ homer guy hitting .250+. Not a hard blink either, but a fast, something-in-your-eye flutter. If you blink super fast, you see ATT. If you blink super, super fast, you see TWA. Lots of old brands. Don’t see Wetzel’s […]
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Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]
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by: Mike Couillard
In our 100th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by discussing the the latest MLB injuries and transactions impacting fantasy teams. Then we discuss hitters we expect to be in the Top 100 in 2026 before making pod PC selections for our 100th episode. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. […]
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by: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Logan Gilbert went 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.07. On the year, he has a 13.1 K/9 and 2 BB/9. That’s Fruit Loops shizz. That’s eye-popping John Lithgow in The Twilight Zone, the Movie shizz. That’s basically the best peripherals in MLB for starters. Yes, I’m […]
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How’s everyone doing without baseball every day? I’m doing great! I walked into a Jersey Mike’s and told them a story about a Mike I knew from Jersey who owed me money, and told them I wouldn’t be paying for my sub. They can take it out of the money Mike owes me. The police, […]
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Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]
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