Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]
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I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]
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Acuña Waited Tilde End Of May To Begin His Season
May 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Ronald Acuña Jr. went 1-for-3, 4 RBIs with a slam (3) and double legs (9, 10), hitting .238. The homer was a grand slam, and his 1st home run since April 24th. Got this text yesterday from my buddy and fantasy baseball ‘pert, Mike Gianella, “One healthy year for 2021-25, his ’22 and ’24 […]
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Razzball, we are back with another week’s edition of Two-Start pitcher rankings! Fortunately for baseball, we are starting to see some arms returning from early IL stints, but to very mixed results. As I write this, Casey Mize returned for the Tigers and had an impressive outing for a team that desperately needed it, 6IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age
April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Commentsby: Grey
My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down
March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Commentsby: Grey
Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bryce-A-Roni Time In SF
September 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 108 Commentsby: Grey
Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 15-21
September 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 9 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
It feels like it’s been ages, but we’ve actually got a pretty decent batch on offer this week! It’s not the best we’ve had by any means, but it’s more appealing than the last few weeks have produced. And just in time, too, as I know many head-to-head leagues will be using this week to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Dodgers losing two games in three days where their starters didn’t give up hits through seven innings felt like a nightmare scenario dreamt up by Elias Sports Bureau, but it’s just Blake Treinen his best. Sadly, Treinen and Tanner Scott (1 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, the only hit the Dodgers allowed yesterday, and his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jazz Hands The Astros Two Rat-A-Tat-Tats And A Stolen Be-Bop-A-Base
September 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 192 Commentsby: Grey
“He missed May.” That’s the note I have Post-It’d next to the name Jazz Chisholm Jr. in my brain. Yesterday, he went 3-for-4, 3 RBIs with a double slam (27, 28) and legs (26), as he hits .243. The counting stats are weak-ish; for some reason he’s hitting 7th, but a 30/30 season is hard […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I apologize for calling last week’s slate rough. I wish we had last week’s batch back. This week is…well, you’ll see. The trade deadline, as expected, wreaked some havoc with rotation orders, albeit more on the backend than with any top of the line names. As a result, there are a few clubs with fairly […]
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