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by: Grey
I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Logan Gilbert went 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.07. On the year, he has a 13.1 K/9 and 2 BB/9. That’s Fruit Loops shizz. That’s eye-popping John Lithgow in The Twilight Zone, the Movie shizz. That’s basically the best peripherals in MLB for starters. Yes, I’m […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who is John Rave? And why does that sound like the tagline for an action movie? Keanu is John Rave. Keanu means Cool Breeze. Keanu is John Rave. Therefore, John Rave means Cool Breeze. No relation to The Freeze from Braves games. And where have you taken his daughter?! So, yesterday, John Rave went 2-for-4, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
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Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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by: Dan Pants
Cody Bellinger got his sweet, sweet revenge Friday night against the Cubs team that traded him for scraps and salary cap relief, delivering a huge three home run night with six runs batted in and an aura score off the charts! I guess he took that personally. Have a day, Belli! What the Belli! What […]
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I might have to make an executive decision and not feature anymore pitchers vs. the Rockies. It’s similar to how I don’t feature hitting performances when they’re in Coors. So, we’ll make a blood pact. If a guy pitches well, and it’s vs. the Rockies, then some ground rules for it to be a lede: […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, we’re past Canada Day, and we’ve managed to survive the July 4th weekend with all of our limbs and digits intact…I hope. Max Scherzer’s injury status is just fine, why do you ask? (More below). But the truth of the matter is that the MLB Injury Monster waits for no […]
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Some days are “No offense” type days and yesterday felt like one of those days. Maybe it was the rain across the Eastern seaboard, he said like an old wily ship’s captain. Maybe it was something else in the air. Farts? Who knows, but better yet, who cares! Yesterday, EdCab showed why you should delete […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Wait a minute. Is it Canada Day tomorrow? That means it’s Independence Day on Friday the Fourth? Talk about an international Tag Team! I mean, that’s almost as good as the reigning Tag Team Champions: BBQ and baseball! And for the Party People, Tag Team is in full effect. Back again. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cincinnati Reds first baseball slash former top prospect slash hearth throb Spencer Steer took his bull by the horns Friday night and his cow bell rang up three dings dongs starting the fun with this solo shot in the second inning, then again in the fourth, then completed the hat trick with a two run […]
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