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by: Grey
I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]
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Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Andrew Vaughn (3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs and his 10th homer) left the White Sox and he’s like a newly divorced man of 60 who has given up on love, when he wanders into a brewery, meets a large-headed Brewer named Bernie and remembers what it was about baseball that he once loved. He smiles […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Yesterday, Warming Bernabel went 1-for-3 and his 1st career homer, as he was called up by the Rockies. Warming called up and an immediate impact? Libs gonna wanna say it’s Climate Change Bernabel. How could Warming Bernabel be anything but hot at the plate? He’s literally Warming Bernabel! That should be what he says in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I enjoy the internet’s daddy Pedro Pascal as much as anyone but there was an even more Fantastic Four happening Friday night and it was more cinematic than anything the MCU could dream up. The legend of Oakland Las Vegas Sacramento A’s first baseman Nick Kurtz continued as he hit a Fantastic Four home runs […]
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Some days are “No offense” type days and yesterday felt like one of those days. Maybe it was the rain across the Eastern seaboard, he said like an old wily ship’s captain. Maybe it was something else in the air. Farts? Who knows, but better yet, who cares! Yesterday, EdCab showed why you should delete […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Another day, another insane Phillies’ starter goes HAM, not as in Taylor or cured honey, but as in HARD AS A MOTHERFUDGER. Only he didn’t say fudger, he said the mother of all curses, and he thought, “If it’s Hard As A, wouldn’t it be HAAM? Then it’s basically HAIM and it’s the best singing […]
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by: RotoSurgeon
It is unbelievable how good Ronald Acuna Jr. is after tearing a second ACL. In the 13 games since his return, Acuna Jr. has four home runs while slashing .333/.418/.625. He has not stolen a base yet and his strikeout rate is slightly above his career high (30.9%) but who cares when he has a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Is anyone struggling with pitching? I know there’s bad pitchers, but my word my pitching is good in just about every league. My hitting? Oh, that’s a mess in multiple leagues. Look at this insanity: I am howling at how bad my hitting is. Gunnar, Yordan, Jazz, and Butler are my top bats. Strike through […]
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by: Professor P Rich
When you look at pitcher heat maps, you will see a red circular shape where the pitcher most often hits the catcher’s mitt. Some pitchers have two spots they like to target in the zone, but most have one particular spot they like to focus inside the zone. For Tarik Skubal, that dot is very […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I watched every single second of AJ Smith-Shawver‘s start and I ran through the wall so many times the Kool-Aid filed a copyright suit against me. Trademark this, beeyatch! Only, I didn’t say beeyatch. I said nothing on advice of my counsel. You can’t take these things lightly. Could AJ Smith-Shawver (8 IP, 0 ER, […]
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