I don’t really have much to say by way of introduction this week. So we’ll just get to the rankings. The Top 12 Aaron Judge NYY Juan Soto NYM Yordan Alvarez HOU Corbin Carroll ARI Kyle Tucker LAD Julio Rodriguez SEA Cody Bellinger NYY Byron Buxton MIN James Wood WSH Jackson Chourio MIL Ronald Acuña […]
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Yankees Hoping El-Rod’s The Master Of Leveling Up
April 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Commentsby: Grey
Elmer Rodriguez will be called up by the Yankees to start on Wednesday, as their rotation gets reshuffled, likely anticipating the return of Carlos Rodon. I believe the Yankees are doing the right thing calling up Elmer to offset the severe lack of Uncle Elmer in the Hogan doc on Netflix. Uncle Elmer drank raw […]
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Corners Report: Down On Or Down With Devers?
April 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 24 Commentsby: kelder
It’s only April 22, but it’s April 22, ya know? We have a decent amount of data here. Sometimes the theme just pops in my head, and sometimes I just look at the Player Rater and see what stands out. This is one of those articles, the hope being that you find it interesting as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last week, we took a look at how infield rankings had shuffled around since the start of the season. This week, we turn our attention toward how things are currently looking in the outfield. While we do have more data to work with than we did a week ago, we’re still talking very small sample […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Real Or Not Real? Hot Starts On The Corner
April 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Commentsby: kelder
I come to you this week with a heavy heart. Part of my childhood has died. For years, I would buy in March some sort of baseball preview. Five bucks, and it would fit ever so snugly in the bathroom drawer. This weekend, on a lark, I saw the previews pop up on the magazine […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
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Man, that opening week on the waiver wire was insane. You can really rebuild the backend of your team in the opening weeks, and I can’t believe how much turnover there’s been so far. One thing we never discuss in terms of the waiver wire is who to drop. That’s pretty much up to you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Managers Don’t Care About Fantasy Stats: Corner Report
April 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Commentsby: kelder
Welcome to the first week of corner infield things with actual game data! It’s a fun time of year. No need to worry about slow starts yet, and many hot starts to go through. There are a couple of rookies who are adding a dash of excitement to the mix. Here we go! Nah, wait, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Andrew Painter ( 5 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 8 Ks) aka the prospect pitcher who I was interested in so long ago that I honestly just stopped caring about him aka Andy Dutchboy aka will Zack Wheeler knock him out of the rotation when he returns aka A. Painter of corners aka he […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You probably recognize me from my typical Streamers piece, but I’ve added this waiver wire article to my ledger. I can’t wait to dive into it this season because I have so much to say every week when it comes to fantasy baseball! We have a few days of baseball in the books, which means […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? MLB Deals Up Opening Day And Chourio Got A Bad Hand
March 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 158 Commentsby: Grey
There’s nothing like Opening Day. There’s a magical quality to starting anew. All your past demons are put to bed. You wake early to the sound of a Rooster because you left HBO on when you fell asleep and you stretch out your arms. It’s going to be different this year. This year is going […]
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Points Leagues: Outfield Ranks
March 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 5 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
The last couple years, when I was on the Two Start Pitcher beat, I broke each week’s rankings down into tiers based on various types of cookies. It may have been a silly schtick, but as someone who takes his baking fairly seriously, it was fitting to me. Last week, in this space, as I […]
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