“What a bunch of ribbies!” I exclaim as the chef at Tony Roma’s doffs his chef’s hat. I then tell the chef that it should be RsBI because it’s runs batted in and I’m escorted out of the restaurant. Joke’s on you, my pockets are filled with corn niblets! Lucky I didn’t tell him RBI […]
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I Just Carried This Whole Column And My Buy Kurtz
April 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 527 Commentsby: Grey
Martha, I hope this letter finds you well. I’m stationed in SacTown. Currently, I’m sweating and having a fight with myself in a mirror when I receive a telegram from a young Harrison Ford. I have to get Kurtz out of the jungle. No, not Vietnam, I said SacTown. That is literally this city’s name. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers called up Caleb Durbin. What? No, not Dyler Turban. Hey, first rule of Vindaloo Club is don’t talk about the Pakistani Brad Pitt playing Dyler Turban in the Bollywood movie, Vindaloo Club. Second rule, same as the first, stop talking about it! The third rule of Vindaloo Club, don’t ask for mild. It’s curry, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s not that I didn’t like Hunter Greene (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 1.31) in the preseason. I liked him too much. Okay, that’s a lie. It wasn’t too much, but it was, “I like him with reservations.” Not as in, “I like him and want to take him […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Freddie Took a Fall
April 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: RotoSurgeon
Things were quiet…too quiet last week so of course, we are back with another edition of Ambulance Chasers in Week 2. The Baseball Gods laughed as we got our hopes up during Opening Weekend. The past few games have not been a bloodbath but they also have not been kind. Several big-name stars are going […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Outfielders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 64 Commentsby: Grey
We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2025 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 1st Basemen for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
January 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Are the top 20 1st basemen for 2025 fantasy baseball good? How do you define good? Is good definable? Are you Plato? What is a Plato? Any hoo! This post goes on for about 1.8 million words, so let’s dive in. Here’s Steamer’s 2025 Fantasy Baseball Projections for Hitters and 2025 Fantasy Baseball Projections for Pitchers. The […]
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Top 400 Dynasty Players for 2025: 400-301
December 25, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 27 Commentsby: Jakkers
Happy New Year and Happy Holidays. I hope the holiday season has been one of joy and happiness for you.
That said, welcome to the first installment of the Top 400 Dynasty Players for 2025. This week and next I will take two giant bites out of the countdown as I rank the players from 400-301 this week and then 300-201 the following week. After that will come bite sized looks of the final 200 players.
I know for a fact that some of you will not like my rankings. But I have my biases and certain ways I evaluate fantasy players and have done so for decades. So take these rankings as a starting point and adjust as you see fit. No matter what, I hope these rankings will be a useful tool for you.
Secondly, you will not see any prospects in my rankings unless they have debuted in the majors. So you will not see Anthony Quinn ranked, nor Owen Cassie or a host of other top prospects. I also did not rank Kumar Rocker as 11.2 innings of work on the MLB level barely counts. But if you are wondering, I really like him as I traded for him in two leagues earlier this offseason.
With that said, let’s get started.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 50 Dynasty Keepers for 2025 – First Basemen
October 30, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 23 Commentsby: Jakkers
Welcome back for another week of Top Dynasty Keepers for 2025.
We’ve taken care of the pitchers and the catchers, so this week my attention turns to the infield and first baseman specifically. Overall, this is a pretty solid position, aided in part by a host of players who also play another position.
In a 12-team or 16-team league, who should be able to find a strong starting first baseman for your team. But there are still some solid players ranked in Tier 3 and there are quite a few players ranked in Tier 4 who have really good upside if you can get past their growing pains
With that said, let’s get on with the rankings.
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This is always an interesting week to evaluate streamers. We have the trade deadline on Tuesday, and that always makes these rotations unpredictable. It feels like we might have a crazy trade deadline, too, because there are dozens of teams that feel like they have a chance. With that in mind, let’s look at the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Minnesota Is The Land of 10,001 Lakes And Brooks
July 3, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 192 Commentsby: Grey
Royce Lewis hit the IL with a strained abductor saying, “Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-but! I want to play! My abductor is fine! I’m not a mollusk! I don’t have an abductor! Do I look like a mollusk?” Then Rocco Baldelli squeezed lemon on his head, sprinkled some Maldon salt and slurped him down. Bye, Royce Lewis, he returned […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Halfway Home
June 28, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 19 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Greetings Razzball Friends! I thought we’d switch it up from our usual deep league picks this week, in honor of the approximate actual halfway point (as opposed to the not actual halfway point known as the All Star Break) of the baseball season. This is the time of year that I often find frustrating, because […]
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