Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]
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Rhett Lowder
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Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians
June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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Hello, Razzball Friends! How much am I going to derail this conversation if I talk about how the Chicago White Sox are over .500 for the first time since October 2022? Okay, there was that brief 2-2 start in April 2025. Anyway, enough about my personal recovery. Let’s talk about everyone else’s recovery or lack […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts
May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Commentsby: Grey
Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Want To Know When Logan Will Throw Again
May 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 386 Commentsby: Grey
Full service gas station asks me how much I want, and I say, “Fill it up,” and when they return for the hundred and seventy-five dollars for the eight gallons, I say, “I meant fill me up with Brewers starters.” Why did I stop in a gas station? Because I had to check my fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow
April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Commentsby: Grey
Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]
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