Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
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Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow
April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Commentsby: Grey
Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Wacha-nda Forever
April 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 19 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I was all set to run with a lede for a certain Cleveland starting pitcher who flirted with a no-hitter last week, but Cade Smith’s attempt to lock down a clean save left Messick. So, I pivoted to another starting pitcher who has left many of us feeling happy, healthy, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers: World Of Ashcraft
April 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I’ll admit that I am fully in on the traditional ‘nerd/geek’ stereotype activities that define said labels. Oh, really, MarmosDad? You mean the guy who writes Fantasy Baseball articles self-identifies as a nerd? Ok. Touché. Did I play a musical instrument in high school? Perhaps. Have I been guilty of playing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“Weathers/Springs eternal,” he wrote in magic marker on his newly-burned compact disc that had all his favorite songs, “I Will Always Love You,” Unchained Melody,” Can’t Help Falling In Love,” “Your Song,” and “Something,” by The Beatles, not “Something” as in he forgot the song. He handed the compact disc to his son and said, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?\Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, it’s a good thing that last week’s Top 100 Starting Pitchers article was titled, “Tis The Season For Overreactions”, because I’ve got a DOOZY as the lede this week! But first, let’s set it up. When Cody Ponce signed with the Jays this offseason for 3 years and $30 million, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eleven years ago, I wrote, “The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ‘May your hamstrings stay forever young.’ That’s […]
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You probably recognize me from my typical Streamers piece, but I’ve added this waiver wire article to my ledger. I can’t wait to dive into it this season because I have so much to say every week when it comes to fantasy baseball! We have a few days of baseball in the books, which means […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Netflix Releases All 9 Innings of Opening Day
March 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Commentsby: Grey
[long inhale]…ah…you smell that? It’s baseball writers using the word verdant…it’s Thing throwing out the first pitch on Netflix…it’s Anthony Rendon hitting the 60-day IL…It’s baseball, baby and it’s back! Turned on Netflix last night to watch the Giants vs. the Yankees and I thought about my great uncle. He’s 96 and is a Giants […]
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