Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]
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There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.
June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians
June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis
June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Put Elly On The Shelly, Send Arroyo To Ohio
June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eighteen no-hitters since 1962 for the Astros. That’s true. Now, for what it feels like, the Astros have used 89 pitchers in those 18 no-hitters. Astros have no respect for the record books! Alimber Santa (2 IP, 0 ER) finished it off last night. It was his debut. C’mon! Alimber Santa? That’s not a pitcher, […]
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Bazzansel, He’s So Hot Right Now
May 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Commentsby: Enrico Palazzo
Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. However, sometimes, like now, the roses aren’t in bloom. So you have to stop and smell the May flowers that are in bloom. And that means smelling the Irises and Peonies. Why did I stretch out this metaphor? Simple, my dear reader. We are going to […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Are Catchers Good Now?
May 19, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a commentby: B_Don
On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, we dig into the latest wave of prospect promotions as the kids continue taking over the fantasy landscape. The Mariners finally give the call to Colt Emerson, the Mets unleash speedster AJ Ewing, and we discuss whether Henry (Usain) Bolte is forcing his way into must-add […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank Foster Griffin,I don’t know, but today seems no batters be whiffin’,No barkin’ from my back, JJ Bleday givin’ major chubs,And mama cooked the breakfast while I set my fantasy lineups,I got my grub on, but didn’t leave Bleday out,Finally got a call from a girl I wanna […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Middle Infield Rest Of Season Rankings: April Update
April 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 16 Commentsby: Enrico Palazzo
We’re 1 month into the marathon that is the MLB Season, and there’s nothing like reading over rankings to know where your boys stand and where you should be looking. I have taken it upon myself to let you know where you are and where you should be. Frankly, 1 month of data is a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
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