SAGNOF: Running In Church Is Allowed Says The Cardinals

April 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | Leave a comment

Welcome back all you Razzballeroos to another exciting edition of SAGNOF Stolen Base fun here at Razzball. Seems like a good time to remind people, as we approach the one month mark of the season, what SAGNOF is. SAGNOF stands for Steals/Saves Ain’t Got No Face. Meaning, don’t overpay for these things in the draft […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Rolling In The Deep: Jones-ing For A Better Lineup

April 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 10 Comments

by: Laura Holt

Hello again, hope your teams are treating you well and that you’re dodging as many bullets as possible in the year of the unprecedented Closerpocalypse. As we hit the one month point of the 2026 season, it’s that tricky time of year when a hitter’s bad start is suddenly a bad start plus the beginning […]

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Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow

April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Comments

by: Grey

Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]

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Red Sox Finally Call Up XLVIII

June 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Comments

by: Grey

Roman Anthony was called up. [running into a room, screaming, sweating, out of breath, snot flying out of nose, mumbling to self, “Keep cool! Keep cool!” turning to a mirror, “How can I keep freakin’ cool? How?!”] He hit a home run last week that went 497 feet. [starting to lose cool again] Did you […]

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Buy Jac Horseman

May 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 399 Comments

by: Grey

Hey, Tone, it’s your nephew Christopher. The city’s a mess. I went in there and they charge congestion pricing now. Can you imagine this? Charging me to sit in freakin’ traffic. How about Satriale’s charges to stand in line for gabagool? Paulie said you don’t have to pay the congestion pricing if they don’t see […]

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Gallen Vs Miles Aka The Imperial March…In May

May 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured | 29 Comments

by: MarmosDad

It was an Imperial March last night at Busch Stadium as the Mighty Men of Measurement took the mound. Ok. Maybe that’s laying it on too thick. But more than a few of us were keen to see if Zac Gallen (5.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 Ks. ERA at 5.25), was […]

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Pirates Put Burrows Before Yohohos

May 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 301 Comments

by: Grey

Carmen Mlodzinski optioned to the minors, and the Pirates called up Mike Burrows, which is a bizarre way to spell Bubba Chandler. MLB teams are so goofy with how they don’t promote their best players. Can you imagine any other sport being like this? “He’s our best running back, so he’s going to spend a […]

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SAGNOF: Chandler Simpson Makes Opposing Teams Say D’OH!

May 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 2 Comments

by: The Great Knoche

There’s many great Simpsons in history. Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson, O.J. Simpson. Okay, maybe I better restart the opening. There is a great T.V. show which most of you have, I am sure, heard of called The Simpsons. I grew up watching it and now get to enjoy it again from the beginning with my […]

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Outfields In Flux And Hello Matthew Lugo

May 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Comments

by: Disco Stu

We have officially passed the quarter pole. We’ve also passed the Preakness, which reminds me that the quarter pole in horse racing is actually the marker that the race has a quarter mile to go, not that it’s ¼ done. Thus, there is no quarter pole in baseball so I shouldn’t use that phrase even […]

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FAAB Week 8: Fools Rushing In

May 17, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 27 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

Howdy out there, Razzballers! It’s been a surprisingly tumultuous week after we had settled in a few ruts around here. It makes sense as injuries mount again, minor leaguers also force the hands of their big-league clubs for a callup, and closers melt down. Outside of the last place clubs in MLB (it’s odd how […]

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Pablo Peak Cause O’s

May 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 287 Comments

by: Grey

Not picking on the O’s, but if they’re gonna keep rolling over, I’m gonna keep riding the Zamboni. Orioles have scored 130 runs on the year; the White Sux scored 127. Don’t give the White Sux a run for their money with being lousy. That should go without saying. Yesterday, Pablo Lopez got his chance […]

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