Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]
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Leody Taveras
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Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis
June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]
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SAGNOF: Aw Come On, Craig! Vote For Pedro
June 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | Leave a commentby: The Great Knoche
Craig Counsell is not a guy who likes change. Despite the Cubs being mired in a 5-16 stretch, he, for the most part, keeps rolling out the same lineup over and over again. In fact, only Moises Ballesteros and Carson Kelly have gotten days off in the past week, with Miguel Amaya drawing two starts […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: Running In Church Is Allowed Says The Cardinals
April 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals |by: The Great Knoche
Welcome back all you Razzballeroos to another exciting edition of SAGNOF Stolen Base fun here at Razzball. Seems like a good time to remind people, as we approach the one month mark of the season, what SAGNOF is. SAGNOF stands for Steals/Saves Ain’t Got No Face. Meaning, don’t overpay for these things in the draft […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax
April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Commentsby: Grey
We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Jones-ing For A Better Lineup
April 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 10 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Hello again, hope your teams are treating you well and that you’re dodging as many bullets as possible in the year of the unprecedented Closerpocalypse. As we hit the one month point of the 2026 season, it’s that tricky time of year when a hitter’s bad start is suddenly a bad start plus the beginning […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow
April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Commentsby: Grey
Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Finally Call Up XLVIII
June 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony was called up. [running into a room, screaming, sweating, out of breath, snot flying out of nose, mumbling to self, “Keep cool! Keep cool!” turning to a mirror, “How can I keep freakin’ cool? How?!”] He hit a home run last week that went 497 feet. [starting to lose cool again] Did you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hey, Tone, it’s your nephew Christopher. The city’s a mess. I went in there and they charge congestion pricing now. Can you imagine this? Charging me to sit in freakin’ traffic. How about Satriale’s charges to stand in line for gabagool? Paulie said you don’t have to pay the congestion pricing if they don’t see […]
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Gallen Vs Miles Aka The Imperial March…In May
May 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured | 29 Commentsby: MarmosDad
It was an Imperial March last night at Busch Stadium as the Mighty Men of Measurement took the mound. Ok. Maybe that’s laying it on too thick. But more than a few of us were keen to see if Zac Gallen (5.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 Ks. ERA at 5.25), was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirates Put Burrows Before Yohohos
May 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 301 Commentsby: Grey
Carmen Mlodzinski optioned to the minors, and the Pirates called up Mike Burrows, which is a bizarre way to spell Bubba Chandler. MLB teams are so goofy with how they don’t promote their best players. Can you imagine any other sport being like this? “He’s our best running back, so he’s going to spend a […]
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