by: Grey
Jose Alvarado was suspended 80 games for PEDs. Phils said in a statement, “We haven’t had a good bullpen in fifteen or so years so when we had a good reliever, we were like, ‘Who’s testing the urine?’ And this weird-looking guy misheard and said, ‘I’ll taste it.’ And we were like, ‘What? No! Gross, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
A hand shoots through the ground, it’s a skeleton claw! Next, oh my God, it’s skeleton head! “I want pitcher brain custard,” it sneered. Is this, oh my God, has Trent Grisham (1-for-6 and his 8th homer and 4th homer in six games) turned into a Zombino? Cut! No, this is ridiculous. I’m sorry, he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“What a bunch of ribbies!” I exclaim as the chef at Tony Roma’s doffs his chef’s hat. I then tell the chef that it should be RsBI because it’s runs batted in and I’m escorted out of the restaurant. Joke’s on you, my pockets are filled with corn niblets! Lucky I didn’t tell him RBI […]
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by: Mike Couillard
Hello out there, Razzballers! Once again, we had another great week of baseball action that brought us fantasy standings chaos, injuries, and new entrants to our game via callups. And THE BIG ONE occurred this week with the promotion of certain future Hall-of-Famer (at least it seems that way if you’ve been trying to trade […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 85th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by sharing their excitement for Opening Day before diving into transactions that are impacting our fantasy teams, including the promotions of Cam Smith and Kristian Campbell. Then we overview the latest and greatest baseball card release from Topps, 2024 Heritage High Number, which hit shelves on March […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
[smells in deeply] What’s that, a new baseball season? How do I know? Because they’re playing baseball! That’s the wrong answer? Oh, because Royce Lewis is injured! That has to be the answer! No? That’s not it either? Because I’m craving a hot dog? Because I just stood outside and screamed at myself for starting […]
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“‘Yo, we’ll see you in the playoffs, baby bro!’ Right?! Hahahaha, that’s what Ronald Acuña Jr. said to Luisangel Acuña, right? Because Ronald is playing too, right?” Um, Comatose Braves Fan, how long have you been out? “Roughly six months, I miss anything?” So, Luisangel Acuña was called up this weekend with Lindor tweaking his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One thing to keep your eye on this week is that suspended game between Toronto and Boston being resumed on Monday. Not only is it not 100% clear how the teams will handle pitching duties that day, but different leagues may score it differently, and perhaps won’t count the suspended games stats at all. On […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ve got roughly 24 hours to go until the (non-waiver) MLB Trade Deadline hits! Here’s hoping your favorite teams don’t unload too much talent and get little to nothing in their returns (Yes, I’m looking at you Blue Jays management). Are your fantasy teams about to get a boost as one […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re BACK on a lovely Monday afternoon in July, and all is right in the world. The All-Star festivities are fading in the rearview mirror and we can all breathe a sigh of relief that we have a full slate of baseball ahead of us this week! I hope you enjoyed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy WEDNESDAY, Razzball faithful! NO! Despite being on summer vacation and never being able to follow the calendar properly, I HAVEN’T gotten my days mixed up! Grey asked that we run the Top 100 Starting Pitchers on Wednesday instead of Monday this week. Today, I’m here to look to the ROS Player Rater for some […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! To tell you the truth, I had a tough time figuring out who to run out as the lede this week. I wanted to go back to the well of everlasting goodness that is Paul Skenes, but I’m saving something special for that guy for next week’s Marmo double-dip. Joe Ryan? […]
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