Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings

Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]

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Ohtani And PCA Have A Jack-Off

August 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Comments

by: Grey

The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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Glitches In The Matrix: Seeing Through The Noise

July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 4 Comments

by: toolsy

Grey recently talked about the smell of napalm. There is another unmistakable stench in the air. Agent Smith from The Matrix said it best: “It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected […]

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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy

July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Comments

by: Grey

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]

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Drake And Austin Capitolize On Texas Pitching

July 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 243 Comments

by: Grey

Comatose Braves fan, who’s been out since March, “Why does the nurse keep pinching shut my IV and saying pausa de hidratación? Well, nevertheless, I see Austin Riley went 3-for-4 with 4 RBIs and his 11th and 12th homer, and three homers in three games. [humming Joe Walsh] Life is good so far…Austin Riley is […]

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Time Off For Addictive Behavior

July 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 148 Comments

by: Grey

Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]

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O’Hearn Shamrocks All Clover The Braves

July 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Comments

by: Grey

Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]

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Rays Can’t Do Schlit Against Yanks’ Cam

July 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 137 Comments

by: Grey

So, our dreams of a World Cup championship came to an end in the US. I was super invested for three games. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. Belgium putting on such a show that you wouldn’t know their day started with them losing their unis and having to wear the Marlins city connect jerseys. […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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Up the Middle: Whoaaa, We’re Halfway There!

July 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 1 Comment

by: Enrico Palazzo

In 1985, New Jersey was not having a great time. There were factories that were going overseas so corporations could take advantage of cheaper labor. The blue collar class was struggling, and a band from the area decided to encapsulate that feeling. They told the story of Tommy and Gina, two New Jerseyites who were […]

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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again

June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]

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