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by: Grey
Going outside my house in Staten Island in the 103-degree heat to put a little Luis Garcia Jr. (3-for-5, 3 runs, 2 RBIs and his 28th homer, hitting .287) jersey on my baby Jesus in my nativity set and calling inside, “How’s that Ma?” Ma screams back, “LuGaJu! LuGaJu! Now put a little Ben Rice […]
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Eury Perez might’ve became an ace, I think. I don’t want to say that he did and have him go caca-cuckoo and sideways. I’m very careful about what I say, even if it seems like I’m literally putting my mouth into a megaphone and screaming at speech-to-text on my phone. “Get me a seltzer! Order […]
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by: Dan Pants
The Red Sox cannot be stopped. Nine straight! Twenty-seven of the last thirty. The team that looked destined for the dregs of the league has somehow clawed its way into something that feels less like a season and more like a baseball myth being written as we watch. And maybe the most beautiful part is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was a night for juiced baseballs at Tropicana Field last night…But I suppose someone told the Tampa Bay Rays they weren’t allowed to use them, too. The South-Siders from Chicago rolled into St. Petersburg and rolled through one of our favorite marshmallow tossers, Nick Martinez (6 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 2 […]
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The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know the concept of Yin/Yang? Definition online (which might be 65% accurate because it’s online): An ancient Chinese philosophy that describes how two opposite, complementary forces interact to form a balanced and connected whole. Let’s use that to explain the two big stars for the Mets. Imagine you have a Yin, let’s call them, […]
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“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]
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Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who has the most homers in June? Is it Kyle Schwarber because he’s the King of June? Is it Yordan Alvarez because Captan Woo Cubano is in the running for most homers in any month? Is it Junior Caminero because he has 78 homers in the last week? Is it Pete Crow-Armstrong because he colored […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think we’ve come to terms with how good Junior Caminero is. He’s 22 years old and he’s coming off a 45-homer season and has 19 homers already this year, after going 3-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 17th, 18th and 19th home run yesterday. I tried to give him […]
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Yesterday Francisco Lindor (0-for-4) was activated from the IL for the 2nd game of the doubleheader. Not going to make a mountain out of this (I am). He’s missed two months. If you’re healthy enough to play in the 2nd game, then you’re healthy enough to play in the 1st game. This might be nothing […]
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Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]
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