The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
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Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. I mean, I can only guess, since he benched […]
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Buy The Best White MC Outta Detroit Since Eminem
March 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 265 Commentsby: Grey
*nudges the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, and it doesn’t move* “Oh my God, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is dead!” Drowsily, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell begins to wake on the couch, “I’m not dead, you idiot. I’m hungover. Could you please stop screaming?” “Woo hoo! The Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is alive!” Rubbing temples, sitting up and asking, […]
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As a Razzball writer, I feel I owe you, my loyal readers of one post, transparency. Since I’m your correspondent for middle infield this year, I will tell you who I drafted, where I drafted them (or how much I paid), and, most importantly, why I drafted them. Giving you this insight may help you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Netflix Releases All 9 Innings of Opening Day
March 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Commentsby: Grey
[long inhale]…ah…you smell that? It’s baseball writers using the word verdant…it’s Thing throwing out the first pitch on Netflix…it’s Anthony Rendon hitting the 60-day IL…It’s baseball, baby and it’s back! Turned on Netflix last night to watch the Giants vs. the Yankees and I thought about my great uncle. He’s 96 and is a Giants […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Hamatyville Horror
February 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 64 Commentsby: Grey
[takes a deep breath] Ah, you smell that? It’s baseball! It’s back! Crap, breathing in baseball caused me to hurt my hamate bone. Ugh, guess I’ll see you in 4-6 weeks! It’s day 2 of pitchers and catchers reporting and it’s already The Year of the Hamate Bone. What I don’t get, and this is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Shortstops for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
January 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 62 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball are Daddy Warbucks and all of you are greedy Little Orphan Annies with your hands out wanting more, more, more. That’s all right, due to a high-yield savings account in the British Virgin Islands that he hasn’t paid taxes on for twenty years, Warbucks has plenty to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? J.J. Wetherholt, 2026 Fantasy Outlook
October 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies, Featured | 15 Commentsby: Grey
Listen up here, boys and six girl readers, this is your first foray into 2026 fantasy baseball, so you might want to sit yourself down before you catch a cold. In 2026, Imma be talking like a southern star of yesteryear so you best get used to it, ya hear? You betta, ya heard? Meh, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nice Beavers! Thanks Buy, I Just Had Him Stuffed
August 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 132 Commentsby: Grey
One of the most glorious things about MLB is when a GM will say something like, “(Player’s name) wasn’t quite ready yet to be promoted, and we didn’t want to be aggressive with him, and have him suffer a setback in his development. The organization believes he’s getting close to a promotion now, and he […]
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August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Commentsby: Grey
As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]
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