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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon

September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]

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Freeland Of The Kyle

September 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 11 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Colorado Rockies starting pitcher—wait, what? Seriously? Well, alright then, let’s do this! Colorado Rockies starting pitcher slash heartthrob Kyle Freeland shut down the San Diego Padres for eight dominant innings, allowing just two hits and striking out ten for his fourth win of the year. Coors is a Freeland now! Denverites rejoice! The southpaw, who […]

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Gambling On September Callups Brought To You By Kenny Rogers’ Rosters

September 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 187 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not one to yearn for the long-gone, halcyon days, waning nostalgic for the old stuff. Faster games are nice, I like the pitch clock and I don’t miss watching pitchers hit. 40-man rosters though? Ah, the salad days. Back in the day (2019), rosters would turn from a soda can to a Foster’s. We’d […]

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Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ

August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Comments

by: Grey

A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]

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Jonah’s Got Mets Fans Singing The Tong Song

August 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Scandalous. Can’t handle this. But the New York Metropolitans said it anyway. “Let me see that Tong” was the cry heard around the fantasy baseball world last night as the Mets recalled top pitching prospect, Jonah Tong (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 H, 0 BB, 6 Ks) in his first career start AND gave him […]

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Shooter McGavin Williams Almost Hits A Hole-in-One

August 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 183 Comments

by: Grey

“Weird that DraftKings has a bet for Gavin Williams to have a no-hitter into the 9th when he loses it to a Juan Soto homer. Feels kinda specific. Hmm, let’s see how this plays out…What’s that, FanDuel is giving a $5 free roll on an over/under for 126 pitches by Gavin Williams today? That is […]

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Let’s Trident One More Time

July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Comments

by: Grey

Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]

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Andrew And The Brew Crew Happy The ChiSox Decided To Move Vaughn

July 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 216 Comments

by: Grey

Andrew Vaughn (3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs and his 10th homer) left the White Sox and he’s like a newly divorced man of 60 who has given up on love, when he wanders into a brewery, meets a large-headed Brewer named Bernie and remembers what it was about baseball that he once loved. He smiles […]

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The xFiles: Deadline Dandies

July 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: Maks

There are three important events in any fantasy sports season: 1. The draft 2. The trade deadline 3. The playoffs For many, the draft and the trade deadline are the only important periods. That’s because they didn’t even make the playoffs, rendering the event completely and utterly insignificant, if not a total depressing affair. Even […]

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Yusei I Only K 12 Sawx When I Want To

June 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 222 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Yusei Kikuchi went 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 2.82. This start had Streamonator losing its mind over it, predicting a start of 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks. Yikes, not even close! Three fewer baserunners! Those two runs ended up unearned! And he had more Ks! […]

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