SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition

February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]

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SAGNOF Week 1: David BednAAAr

April 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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SAGNOF: Final Spring Notes

March 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Sorry for my lil hiatus, folks. Went on a lovely little vacation to the Big Island of Hawaii. Kinda sucks to be back in Arkansas after that little slice of paradise. Picture perfect weather every day of the week there, basically. Already sneezing my rump off being back in pollen country. Anywho. […]

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Milwaukee PD Called To The Skenes Of A Crime At Miller Park

July 11, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 166 Comments

by: Grey

Pirates showing the brilliance of their organization with how they handled Paul Skenes (7 IP, 0 ER, 0 hits, 1 walk, 11 Ks, ERA at 1.90). He needed to stay down in the minors for a month this year to learn how to field bunts. Without that knowledge, he would not be striking out 11 […]

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Mets Couldn’t Dance With The Pitcher When They Saw Herz Standing There

July 2, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Comments

by: Grey

The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced to the gills. With that said, I was really impressed by DJ Herz. He dazzled up my goggles like a sweaty Kurt Rambis in a sauna. There’s only two starters […]

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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: James Wood Has Arrived

July 2, 2024 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast |

by: B_Don

Grey and B_Don are back for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. James Wood has been called up by the Nationals and you should be excited! For the first time in podcast history, Grey teaches somebody else how to pronounce a name when we talk about Jhonkensy Noel of the Guardians. Several other […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: July 1-7

June 30, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

This week’s two start options are a big ol’ “Yikes.” It’s real ugly out there, folks. How bad is it? In the tiers below there are 18 pitchers who qualify as Oatmeal Cookies or better. That is equal to the number of Fortune Cookies. And I felt like I was stretching on some of those […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: May 13-29

May 12, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

For maybe the first time this season, there’s actually a nice selection of quality at the top of the weekly two start pitchers. Aaron Nola is volatile enough that it might not make you feel quite as warm and cozy as you’d like when you set your lineup, but such is life. Anyway, this week’s […]

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Pirates Raid Arghcade To Play Skenes Ball

May 8, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Comments

by: Grey

Often pitchers are kept in the minors so they can work on certain pitches. They reportedly need more polish. Pirates are the first team to hold a pitcher in the minors so they can polish something — the key to the city, which Paul Skenes will rightfully be receiving one day. Prolly after his first […]

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Admiral William Adames Piloting The Brewerstar Galactica

May 1, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Comments

by: Grey

I’ll admit to a certain type of satisfaction seeing the Rays suck. We should all be rooting against them for what they’ve done to our great game of baseball. The opener? Sucks! Not promoting prospects? Sucks! Pitching guys so far over their limits they all get hurt? Sucks! Platooning everyone? Sucks! Okay, someone help me […]

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Hays For Emergency Eating But Cowser For Milking

April 14, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 401 Comments

by: Grey

Wanna quote myself for my biggest mention of Colton Cowser (1-for-3 and his 4th homer, hitting .441) this past preseason. I drafted a 15-team mixed league team in November, and took as my 5th outfielder, Colton Cowser

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Put An X On Valdez

April 8, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 314 Comments

by: Grey

Framber Valdez is out with a sore elbow. Feel a bit like I’m living in a Twilight Zone, where I say in the preseason, “Don’t draft (pitcher’s name) because they were injured last year or just so awful last year they must’ve been injured,” then everyone ignores that and pretends that a player’s injury is […]

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