Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Shut It Down!

September 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 10 Comments

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! As many of my colleagues here have mentioned, we’re into the home stretch for the 2026 Fantasy Baseball Season! Many of us are heading into our final week in the head-to-head playoffs, or trying to squeeze every point out of our rosters in the hunt for a rotisserie title. And, hopefully, […]

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Brewers Dry-Hop, Mash, And Bottle Up Reds

September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Brewers asked the baseball world to hold their beers on Friday night while they brewed up a blowout, and switched from pounding beers to pounding the Cincinnati Reds to the tune of a 20-0 shut out on twenty-three hits, and four home runs. This was somehow Milwaukee’s second twenty run shut out this year […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Pumpkin Spice And Innings Management: Welcome To September

September 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 3 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Ah, September. The month when the Earth, Wind, and Fire collide in a flurry of falling leaves, a sharp turn in outdoor climate, and that dreaded pumpkin spice scent that, whether good or bad, gets everyone fired up. This is also the time when us northern folks’ smiles turn to frowns […]

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Let The Good Times Arroyo

September 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]

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Montes Assumes A Revenge On All Pitchers

August 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 136 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Christopher Crosses Up Bats And Goes Sale-ing Away With Another Win

August 31, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 17 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 8/31 – 9/6

August 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers | 7 Comments

by: Andy_p

Razzballers, welcome to another week of two-start pitcher rankings! Hopefully most of your leagues have started the playoffs by now, and you are prepared to advance to next week’s matchup. Never get stuck holding arms that cannot help you in the playoffs. It sucks to have to drop an early drafted arm if they only […]

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Now That’s The Loaded Paul (Tato) Skenes We Like To See

August 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 89 Comments

by: Grey

Last week, after yet another bad start, Paul Skenes couldn’t sleep. He was ruminating his career. His bad starts piling on top of each other. On top of it all, he was dealing with a girlfriend who had a very bad jimmy leg. His coach, LL Donkey, said to him, “If you’re going to be […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The AL Cy Young Report Card – Why Aim For A’s When You Can Have Cease?

August 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]

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Anderson’s Promotion Is Finally Oh Kade By The Mariners

August 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 93 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners’ Jerry Dipoto watching the giant clock that reads, “Rookie Eligibility Manipulation.” The big hand reads, “Service Time,” and the smaller hand reads, “Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility.” Dipoto remarks to his assistant, “Why didn’t they put ‘Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility’ on the big hand and ‘Service Time’ […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back

August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]

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Stat Chat: Platoon Entropy And The Chaos Theory Eating Kirby

August 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: SandwichPick

George Kirby was supposed to be a safe pick, the kind of guy who doesn’t walk anybody and quietly finishes as your SP2 while you spend your attention elsewhere. Instead, he’s posted a 4-ish ERA and has been a confounding spot on your roster, unsure if you need an upgrade or just more patience. The […]

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