Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
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Garrett Mitchell
Please see our player page for Garrett Mitchell to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]
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Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
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Way Too Early 2026 Outfield Busts And Booms
April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Commentsby: Disco Stu
It’s 8-9 games into the season, that’s almost 6%! High time we rue all the disastrous picks we made and crow about all the winners we nailed. Or rue the ones we missed as those trains leave the station. Of course, I kid. Kind of. Hey, I’m human, and we spend draft season making calls […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Early Player Rater Standouts
March 31, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 4 Commentsby: B_Don
The robot umps have infiltrated baseball and Grey is in love. The first-ever robot ump-related ejection was everything we wanted. There are several names in the top ten of the Razzball player rater putting up jaw-dropping slash lines through the first week of the fantasy baseball season. Plus, there are a bunch of rookies that […]
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2026 MLB Risers And Fallers: Opening Day Edition
March 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Commentsby: CableBoxScore
For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, it’s one game down and 2,429 more to go after the Yankees and Giants squared off on Wednesday night. Since that one game isn’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend our first post of the season looking at the risers and fallers from Spring Training performances. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Outfielders for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
February 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 58 Commentsby: Grey
We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Eddie Van Marlin Shreds Twins On A Sweet Solo Effort
July 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Some days are “No offense” type days and yesterday felt like one of those days. Maybe it was the rain across the Eastern seaboard, he said like an old wily ship’s captain. Maybe it was something else in the air. Farts? Who knows, but better yet, who cares! Yesterday, EdCab showed why you should delete […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Outfielder Update: Early Disappointments Edition
April 15, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 12 Commentsby: Disco Stu
We are nearly 10% of the way into the MLB season, high time to make snap judgements on all our teams and every player in the league. So let’s gather around the Festivus table and find the outfielders who have most disappointed us over the past two+ weeks. I thought of searching in the crawl […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You
March 13, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 245 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I had an accident where I slammed my head into a wall, which caused me to say stupid things, and I said Elly De La Cruz was overrated. Thankfully, I had an operation, removing the idiot from my brain and I have a chance to make amends. As they always say, “Make amends, […]
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In our 80th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer are joined by Erik Halterman of Rotowire, to discuss the start(?) of spring training and the latest MLB moves, then preview the NL Central teams. For each team in the division, we each pick a player that for fantasy purposes we would buy, sell, and pick to click. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 80 Outfielders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 83 Commentsby: Grey
Giving you a big picture, generalization here: The top 80 outfielders are the end of the outfielders you’re looking at in your 12-team mixed leagues, and tomorrow will be for deeper leagues, so we’re at the beginning of the end of the hitter rankings in the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. But as you know, a […]
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