The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille! After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]
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Garrett Mitchell
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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian
July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Commentsby: Grey
“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego
June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gilbert Got Freed By The O’s Bats
June 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 192 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.
June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
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Way Too Early 2026 Outfield Busts And Booms
April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Commentsby: Disco Stu
It’s 8-9 games into the season, that’s almost 6%! High time we rue all the disastrous picks we made and crow about all the winners we nailed. Or rue the ones we missed as those trains leave the station. Of course, I kid. Kind of. Hey, I’m human, and we spend draft season making calls […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Early Player Rater Standouts
March 31, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 4 Commentsby: B_Don
The robot umps have infiltrated baseball and Grey is in love. The first-ever robot ump-related ejection was everything we wanted. There are several names in the top ten of the Razzball player rater putting up jaw-dropping slash lines through the first week of the fantasy baseball season. Plus, there are a bunch of rookies that […]
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2026 MLB Risers And Fallers: Opening Day Edition
March 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Commentsby: CableBoxScore
For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, it’s one game down and 2,429 more to go after the Yankees and Giants squared off on Wednesday night. Since that one game isn’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend our first post of the season looking at the risers and fallers from Spring Training performances. […]
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